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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 09:50 AM        dead Israeli sperm
Victory in dead Israeli sperm row

The lawyer of an Israeli couple who won the right to use their dead son's sperm to inseminate a woman he never met says the case is a boost for family rights.

Irit Rosenblum told the BBC the landmark ruling meant family lines could continue even without the written consent of the male prior to death.

The dead man, soldier Keivin Cohen, was killed in the Gaza Strip in 2002.

A court ruled in favour of his parents who had the sperm extracted after his death, although he had not left a will.

"The drama is international, that mankind is able to continue after [a man's] death and his family can raise a new generation while he is no longer here," Ms Rosenblum said.

The Cohen family took legal action after the hospital where their son's sperm was stored refused to release it, saying only a spouse could make such a request.


Although Mr Cohen, 20, was single and had left no written expression of his desire to become a father, his family claimed that had long been his wish.

The Cohens appealed for volunteers who were willing to be impregnated with the sperm and raise the child.

In an interview on Israel's Channel 10 news, Mr Cohen's mother, Rachel, said more than 200 women offered to help, AFP news agency reported.

During the four-year legal case, Ms Rosenblum presented testimony from Mr Cohen's family and friends that he had said he wanted children.

On Monday a court in Tel Aviv said the family could use the sperm to impregnate a 25-year-old woman who had agreed to be the mother.

"It's a great gain even though it took so long," Ms Rosenblum, a family rights advocate, told the BBC.

"It's a dream come true... On the one hand [the Cohens] lost a child, on the other hand they got some hope."
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 09:51 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 10:18 AM       
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My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 10:49 AM       
I don't really see what's so awkward about wanting grandkids.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 11:10 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 11:36 AM       
I mean, this is something Japan would think of.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 11:38 AM       
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I mean, this is something Japan would think of.
I believe they have a vending machine for that.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 01:36 PM       
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My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 01:40 PM       
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My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 01:41 PM       
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My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 01:41 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 02:20 PM       
Uh. I responded. There was even a joke or two in there. I didn't take it personal. I even made sure to post it just once, as opposed to 3 times.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 02:29 PM       
Ant- the man in the wookie suit in your user pic is a pal of mine from work. He was the lead designer on the Star Wars museum exhibit. He is neither a test tube baby nor a Jew.
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 02:30 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 03:11 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 03:14 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2007, 06:09 PM       
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Ant- the man in the wookie suit in your user pic is a pal of mine from work. He was the lead designer on the Star Wars museum exhibit. He is neither a test tube baby nor a Jew.
Sweet, he is throwing a baseball in that picture?
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 05:06 AM       
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My thought exactly. I'd say it's an extreme way to just make more Jews, but that's just plain creepy.
What the hell does this have to do with making more Jews?
What makes you think these people are religious at all??
The Rabbis there don't recognize test tube babies as Jews anyway last I checked. This shit just makes me want to become a baptist and read Bill Cosby books...but hey, I told you all Israel is progressive.
Artifical insemination isn't the same as having a test tube baby.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:05 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 03:42 PM       
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Act like you know something sometime, Jeanette. Since you don't decide Halachic code, let's defer to Israel's Rabbinute who have never ruled on this consistantly on that difference. They have decided that a Man needs to be able to consent, and aware of the insemination in line with scriptures (Genesis specifically). The mother still has to be Jewish, and all that - you can't just make more Jews through science. That's outlawed.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 07:22 PM       
Jews are fucking weird ;/
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 07:39 PM       
Do you think Jews are the only people with such a policy?
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 07:43 PM       
yeah and they are the only 'people' to still drink the blood of christian babies.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:09 PM       
That last part is true at least. Nobody else wants your sour blood. We just have the common sense to mix it in with a little Manischevitz first.

Unfortunately we don't have a monopoly on the blood line thing. Cookies, yes. Bloodlline, no. Good thing that Ant is astute enough to put "people" in quotes...we're not people, we're aliens. Pyramid building aliens.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:17 PM       
Amazing. See, I always thought aliens built the pyramids even though the Bible says Jews did it and now I know both things are true.
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