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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:52 PM        I enjoy picking my nose.
It's true. I do. Sometimes when I'm all booger-free, I wish I could somehow lodge those gummy gems back into my nose. I'm not picky as to what finger I use. Each booger has a special need. When all else fails, I use the thumb.
I've given up eating them since the salt is bad for my high blood pressure.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
OMG YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, YOU KOOK!
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:11 PM       
And who do you think makes it that way, Crunch?
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:24 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:41 PM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
You're all a bunch of hanky toting bells.
I suppose you pull over to Arby's or Waffle House whenever you've got a crusty.
Or you'd have me believe that you'd get off the sofa for a lil' maggot.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 02:35 AM       
Uhhh...OK Abe...that's a LITTLE TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 08:09 PM       
You know when you dislodge the bountiful boogers from your nose by snorting... with the opposing nostril pinched off by a finger or thumb... does that have a name?

Like when you have no hankie around, or you don't want to mess up the sleeves on your new shirt and you 'blow' your nose onto the ground? You know what I'm talking about?

I'm sure there's a name for that activity, but for some Christ-fucking reason I can't remember what it is... Can anyone help me out?


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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
I've got a little poll i'm running by myself on my long commute to work, where i tally up people picking there nose while driving...

The numbers are staggering!

Nothing better than honking twice as ya pass and wave...

So if someone honks twice and waves at you -LOOK OUT- you have just become another statistic!
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 09:51 PM       
Snot Rocket, Radu. You ass. I hate you.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
Way to offer a warm welcome, Kat. At least you're doing a good job making sure no one has illusions about you.

EDIT: I take back the above remark after reading Radu's "no smilies" post. But you're still a dork, Kat.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
You're a spazwad.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 11:02 PM       
If you did that with MY avatar, it'd look funnier.

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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:03 AM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 12:00 PM       
My cat has a nose Fokker! You want pick it's nose too.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
I find that my digits are much too large to service a cat. However my cat likes it when I poke my pinky-tip down his ear and wiggle it about.
I forgot, I do pick my cats eye boogers. They're quite crusty where the dogs eye boogers are the gummy gooey type. :/
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
Mike's peeing on himself..heheh....
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Old Jul 26th, 2003, 11:52 AM       
well you know, when you get to be around my age the plumbing just isn't the same..


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