Incognito

[kellychaos]

How does one itch one's own ass subtly. I'm not talking about in a darkened movie theater. I mean ... when you're in a grocery store and you really have to dig one out. This is providing, of course, that one hasn't taken the proper preventative, hygenic measures to ensure one doesn't have an itchy ass in the first place. Discuss.

[Matt Harty]

SHOVE A CARROT UP YOUR ASS

[kellychaos]

Plenty of vitamin K ... true ... but my eyes aren't in my ass, Gilligan. Next, plz.

[GADZOOKS]

[Matt Harty]

PUT THIS IN MAD MAX'S FALL LINEUP

[FS]

lol

[kellychaos]

The Kellycha-ASS Variety Hour featuring the Dancing Butt-Plugs!

[Alive]

In a grocery store, someone will allways notice... i dunno. bend down stand up a couple of times? tight jeans would work best for this. either than that, just go for gold man...

[kellychaos]

Just remember that I'll be grazing amongst the grapes later ... and perhaps squeezing a few tomatoes for freshness.

[Dr. V]

Just go to the restroom. Sheesh.

[kellychaos]

While that bit of advice doesn't take the "emergency itch" into account, there IS the added benefit of the baby changing table. :wetwipes

[Dr. V]

Ok then, RUN to the restroom. I still stand by my sheesh.