Goodbye Texas, Hello Indiana

[McClain]

What's the difference between a Texan and a Hoosier?

ME, BITCH! This lonestar state is about to get a little bit smaller. I'm going back to the motherland. Momma, have a bowl of buttered grits and biscuits ready!

Texas,
It's been interesting. You're not as bad as people assume, however, in certain facets you're immensely worse. I'll miss the mild winter, the plethora of fellow arcade enthusiasts, and some of best damn barbecue I've ever tasted. I've witnessed that football is to Texas what basketball is to Indiana. You can keep the rest. Oh, and for the record, Whataburger sucks balls.

[ziggytrix]

whataburger is like waffle house for hamburgers. it's not that it's great, it's just, fuck man, 4AM and I'm comin down off this smack and I NEED a burger...


what?

[Emu]

They eat grits in Indiana?

[Archduke Tips]

Welcome to Indiana, Mr. McClain.

Where are you going to be in Indiana?

I'm about an hour southwest of Indy.

[Raziel]

I hate indiana.

[imported_Hollycaust]

................................ THERE'S A DIFFERENCE??!

[Sethomas]

Welcome back, Sir Flamp00. I type this in Florida, incidentally.

[French Guy]

Im from Ohio!

[ziggytrix]

<insert obligatory STFU no one cares>

[Emu]

FRENCH GUY WHO'S FROM OHIO'S LOCATION IN MISSOURI

[eggyolk]

i live in indiana

[kellychaos]

I'm from me mother's liver flaps! Arrgghhh!!

[McClain]

Thanks for the welcome. Actually, it's more like a reunion. I was born and raised here. I missed this place while I was in Hawaii and San Diego and Dallas. Believe that shit?

Yes, they have grits in Indiana. Don't know if you've heard but there be lots of corn up in this bitch.

Right now I'm in Ft. Wayne. It's good to be back. Today was fuckin' beautiful outside. But it kinda' sucks because we don't have a place yet so we're staying w/ my in-laws. Not a bad setup, I just kinda' feel like a loser. I've only been here one day and I'm already getting antsy.