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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 02:10 PM        How did you want the matrix to end?
Neo is standing on a huge pile of dead robots, Trinity is in his arms and at his side is Morphius. They look at each other with a smile happy that the war is over. Neo looks over at Morphius and without a word they agree that all is good because the war is over. Then there is a flash in the sky. A phone booth falls from the sky and lands in front of the group of three. The doors open and Bill walks out. Ted/ Neo drops Trinity and does the wild stallions salute. Bill goes, "Dude, Ted. Where have you been dude?" Ted reponds, "You have no idea dude. Have i got a story for you." They both walk into the phone booth and dissapear in the ground.

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In the final fight Neo throws out his Poke'ball releasing his Golduck and Smith releases his Charizard. They begin to battle but half way through Team Rocket shows up and kidnaps Pikachu. So Smith helps Neo rescue Pikachu and they contuinue there battle.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 02:12 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 02:13 PM       
I wanted it to end better than it did.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
I had a suggestion, but then I read Rongi's post, and I agreed.

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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
the oracle should've jumped that little girl and ended the tension,
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
Right before Neo and Smith engaged in battle. Smith should've been crushed by a telephone booth that fell from the sky. From this telephone booth would exit Bill Preston Esq. and then Neo and Bill would air guitar and shout "WYLD STALYNS FOREVER!!!"

Nothing beats TWO Bill and Ted jokes.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
how did the original end?
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
It should of ended when they found out that the real world is just another matrix, and the real REAl world is just like a john tesh music video.

And neo should die with morpheus saying "Im afraid you passed away"
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 12:25 AM       
Morpheus should have turned heel and hit Neo with a chair in the Smith fight.
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 02:03 AM       
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Right before Neo and Smith engaged in battle. Smith should've been crushed by a telephone booth that fell from the sky. From this telephone booth would exit Bill Preston Esq. and then Neo and Bill would air guitar and shout "WYLD STALYNS FOREVER!!!"

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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 02:14 AM       
right before neo fights smith, the uss enterprise shows up and beams neo, Morphius, and Trinity up to the ship. they then fly over to the death star and shoot luke right before he gets the chance to blow up the death star. then Capt Picard and darth vader make a truce witch combines the federation and the empire into the federempire. then they find out that frodo and the other hobits have a ring of great power. so off the enterprise goes to find them, and the movie the matrix: return of the kahn comes out.....
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 03:30 AM       
Neo goes back in time and umakes the second and third movies.
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 09:03 AM       
the black cat should've turned out to be "the one"
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 11:07 AM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
It should have ended with smith saying. "Thats enough of this shit" In the "DBZ" fight and pulls his Desert eagle and splatters neos brains on the treet. Then everyone DIES.

If you think about it the humans might as well give the fuck up because the world is worthless (for an undertermined number of years) Untll that foggy shit the humans let cover the sky. or sign some knd of treaty with the machines making them leave xion alone in its little cave.
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 06:39 PM       
after an imense battle, neo says something overly dramatic and the camera pans out in the 'real world', going through the skies and through space, then everything goes all matrixry-pixelated and is revealed to be the last 'e' in "Virus found: matrix.exe". reveals guy using computer

"oh great, i got the matrix virus, oh well"
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it would have been a good twist anyway
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Neo melts into a puddle and is absorded into the grass, and then sprouts a flower, and then fireworks appear in the background. And ruben studdards "I'm Sorry 2004" plays thru the credits.
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 07:36 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
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Old Sep 26th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
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