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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 03:02 PM        Dodgeball
I joined a rec league and my first game is tonight. Its coed and headshots are forbidden, so I can't play too rough.

Anybody got some good advice ie strategy, tactics etc etc?
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 03:03 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 03:17 PM       
recreational activities repopularized by retarded movies forum
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 03:33 PM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 06:48 PM       
If the refs allow it, get two balls, throw one high into the air in an arc, then when they go for the easy catch bean them in the face with the other one.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 08:04 PM       
Roll one along the ground so that you can get it to stop near the line, then when they go for it, hit 'em with another ball.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 08:37 PM       
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If the refs allow it, get two balls, throw one high into the air in an arc, then when they go for the easy catch bean them in the face with the other one.
HEADSHOTS ARE FORBIDDEN
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 08:39 PM       
But rimshots are encouraged.
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Old Jun 8th, 2005, 08:41 PM       
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If the refs allow it, get two balls, throw one high into the air in an arc, then when they go for the easy catch bean them in the face with the other one.
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THEN HIT THEM IN THE CHEST, W/E
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 01:10 AM       
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If the refs allow it, get two balls, throw one high into the air in an arc, then when they go for the easy catch bean them in the face with the other one.
only really retarded people fall for that.

trust me.


I like how people were playing this before they even heard it was gonna have a movie, but a ton of people still says anyone who plays dodgeball is a poser for it.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 02:37 AM       
well who treats DODGEBALL so seriously that they ask for tactics for it on the internet
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 02:38 AM       
who even plays LEAGUE DODGEBALL wth
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 10:22 AM       
Yes, I am so serious about it I went to a site called I-Mockery and asked for help. Yaaaaaaaa.

And its certainly not the case that most adults I know don't join these leagues to try and be star athletes. Not at all. They certainly aren't there to hang out, meet new people, and have cheap beer afterwards.

Thanks, executioneer, for reminding me why I don't usually come to General Blabber.

And thanks to the people who realized I am probably just joking when I asked for advice. And to the people who gave some anyway.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 12:37 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 02:36 PM       
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Yes, I am so serious about it I went to a site called I-Mockery and asked for help. Yaaaaaaaa.

And its certainly not the case that most adults I know don't join these leagues to try and be star athletes. Not at all. They certainly aren't there to hang out, meet new people, and have cheap beer afterwards.

Thanks, executioneer, for reminding me why I don't usually come to General Blabber.

And thanks to the people who realized I am probably just joking when I asked for advice. And to the people who gave some anyway.
i wasnt talking to you jerk
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 02:56 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:02 PM       
seriously, why am i in the wrong for assuming a group of adults playing dodgeball is anything but inspired by that gay movie? has this 'league' been around since before june of 2004?
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:04 PM       
Uh huh. I bet you weren't like this when the official Running Man leagues started.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:11 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:25 PM       
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seriously, why am i in the wrong for assuming a group of adults playing dodgeball is anything but inspired by that gay movie? has this 'league' been around since before june of 2004?
I'm not sure, but I think so. Their membership increased, but so what?

How many more people play basketball because of Bird and Magic? Explain poker's emergance if not for more media attention.

Does it matter?

Honestly, I posted here for crappy movie references and balls to the face jokes. Maybe some Super Dodgeball screen shots.

I haven't a clue why some ass monkey decides to post on an internet forum with a too cool for the room attitude, which is the only way I can imagine reading your posts in this thread.

And for the record, I've never actually seen the movie.
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 03:36 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 04:07 PM       
executioner it's ok to like stupid stuff once in a while I think
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Old Jun 9th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 10:36 PM       
Wait 'till they allow head shots.
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