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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 06:35 PM        Getting haircut need suggestions.
So as some of you may know i have somewhat long hair at the moment. Tomorrow i plan to have it all cut off, but bieng out of the loop of cool i dont really know what to do with it.
I would consult some mens style magazines but then i would be a huge fag forever so im asking here.

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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 06:40 PM       
Mohawk. One like the mohawk Travis Bickle had in Taxi Driver.
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 06:48 PM       
yeah totally dude you'll look like a retard, it'll be great
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 07:11 PM       
you know you want a svelte cut like mine - check the last page in the post your pic thread
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 08:01 PM       
i dont know, my hair does not really grow like that
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 08:13 PM       
why would you want to cut your hair
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 08:19 PM       
dunno, just fancy a change.
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 08:24 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 09:09 PM       
Just shave it all one length. 1/4". Easy. Nothing says freedom like only having to use a pearl-sized drop of shampoo.
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 09:46 PM       
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Just shave it all one length. 1/4". Easy. Nothing says freedom like only having to use a pearl-sized drop of shampoo.
I gotta admit, it was damned nice taking short showers when I had a shaved head since I didn't have to wash my hair. I would wake up like 15 minutes before I had to be at work and I'd still have time to shower before I left. Good times...
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Old Jun 17th, 2005, 09:53 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 12:38 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 12:52 PM       
eh

you have a reallly really big nose
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 12:58 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 06:09 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 06:18 PM       
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you have a reallly really big nose
And you are still a fuckwit. Some things never change.

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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 06:39 PM       
Actually, you would look nice with a clean slate, shaven head. Then when you start to like it, you'll have hair to get a new style, or keep it shaved! Oh, the joy.
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 06:47 PM       
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And you are still a fuckwit. Some things never change.

i'm far from a fuckwit, and you are one of the ugliest people to grace this board. i've seen more attractive looking burn ward victims than you, you toad.
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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 07:34 PM       
Id have to agree with rongi, and he looks like abe lincoln crossdressing.



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Old Jun 18th, 2005, 10:01 PM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 10:52 AM       
Okay, my opinion is to shave your head- and leave it just long enough you can see the stubble. ;o

Make sure you do this with your sideburns too, so it makes it look like EFFORT :O

I love white guys with shaved heads ;0

Uhhh... Use some exfoliant once a week or so to just get rid of those damn pimples, that shit hurts and makes you look 12. ;o

I like that you aren't making the computer guy mistake of wearing huge black shirts, and are making an effort not to look like you totally have a favourite linux release. ;>

Try buy some clothes that fit, and fit well. ;o

Maybe get your ears pierced or something, you'll look okay ;D
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 12:34 PM       
My skin only sucks at the moment because i spent 4 days smoking constantly and with no access to a shower.
As for shaving my head i dont think i will be doing that any time soon, well i might, but i'll give regular short hair a try first.

Pearcings would make me look like (even more of) a chav :/

And rongi, fuck off. I gave up bieng offended by faggots doing the whole school bully-"omg ur ugly" act back in middleschool.

I notice you have never posted a picture of yourself? If you are so insecure in the way you look you have no right to make fun of others.

Now dont you have a bandwaggon to be jumping on?
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 12:57 PM       
You seem pretty offended right now.

And Rongi's right. You have a huge nose. And oh my god what the hell is wrong with your lips.

Face it, you're ugly. It's okay though, ugly people get married all the time. You still have a chance.
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 01:07 PM       
But... even though you've adopted the territorial, big, bad, vet attitude now... you're really ugly too if I recall correctly, aren't you Spectre??

In all fairness if you are ugly you should not be calling anyone else ugly. Likewise, if you have never posted a picture of yourself, you should really not have anything to say. My favourite Linux distribution is Debian-based.
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Old Jun 19th, 2005, 01:13 PM       
Nah, I'm not ugly. Look at what a sexy beast I am.



That's more homely than ugly. And at least I'm not afraid to admit it. I'd say that aknowledging my own physical unattractiveness gives me plenty of right to call other people ugly.
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