Kickin' Out The Roommate

[kellychaos]

I've kept my dog in the house for several weeks during the recent single-digit cold snap we've had here in the mdiwest. Now that the weather's sufficiently warm enough for dog-kind, I'm having a hard time deciding if I want to throw his smelly ass back in the kennel or simply invest in industrial-size containers of Fabreeze and Carpet Fresh. In addition, he seems to be getting fatter because he looks at me while I eat meals and I'm a sucker for the pitiful slobs begging tactics. All around unhealthy for him, but I can't seem to make the move.

[eggyolk]

Where does your grandad keep the gun?

[Terra]

The dog goes outside. Simple. He'll drop a few pounds too.

Don't just invest in industrial size aromatic odor camouflages, clean the place. THAT is going to get rid of the odor.

[Raize]

Have sex in front of the dog, then maybe he'll want that too.

Then you won't have to pick up pre-op transvestites anymore, you can just fuck the dog.

[Anonymous]

Good post.

[Jixby Phillips]

I disagree, i think it was a very bad post!

[ArrowX]

Dogs are fat useless wastes of flesh and will soon be replacebe by Munchkin Cats

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Terra

The dog goes outside. Simple. He'll drop a few pounds too.

Don't just invest in industrial size aromatic odor camouflages, clean the place. THAT is going to get rid of the odor.

Normal cleanings do not get rid of THIS dog's smell ... and he's got some hella-smelly farts too but that may be a side-effect of human food. The main reason I'm startin' to get worried is that he's getting to be an old dog (in human years).