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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:38 AM        craziness
i just saw will smith.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:59 AM       
Not every black person is Will Smith, Karen.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:08 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:11 PM       
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What if every Black Person WAS Will Smith?




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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:15 PM       
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What if every Black Person WAS Will Smith?




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If they were all Dave Chappelle or Earthquake the world would be a much funnier place.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:33 PM       
yes, in person.

i know not every black person is will smith, but my nursing instructor is unintentionally hilarious when it comes to race/culture issues. during one of her lectures she was talking about allergies and how in that one movie with eddie murray the main character's face gets all swollen. now 1. eddie murray is a baseball player 2. eddie murphy is not will smith, who i'm pretty sure she was talking about. i leaned over to my classmate and said "all black people look the same to her" and she almost peed.

she's also gone on and on about how strange arab customs are only to follow it up with the statement, "and then normal people, like jewish people..."

oh and she can't distinguish a prostate from being prostrate.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:34 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 01:15 PM       
Will Smith is black?
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 01:28 PM       
crimson ghost just don't understand
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
i just woke up.

will smith best have kept his good, coffee colored skin and jug ears to himself. i have been contemplating a new celebrity to punch since fred durst is not really famous anymore.

it just occured to me that wil smith and barak obama look alike!!!!!
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 02:04 PM       
Crimson ghost is Wil Smith.












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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
I'm black?

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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:19 PM       
Dave Chappelle is from here and people can't fucking shut up about it.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:20 PM       
That's because he's awesome.
My brother-in-law saw him at the bank up there last year.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 10:02 PM       
are you from around DC kista?
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