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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 08:05 AM       
I think you guys talking about i-mockery dreams made me have one too

Guitar Woman, Chojin and I were all playing Poy Poy for the Playstation. I had that faggoty rainbow glove and kicked ass.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 09:54 AM       
I had a livejournal dream last night.

This girl on whom I had the biggest crush three years ago posted, in my dream, over and over again "I LOVE COMMUNISTS" with all sorts of new and innovative communist emoticons to spicen up her text. In real life she's obsessed with Ayn Rand.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 12:49 PM       
still in austria, I took a few pictures on my phone today but it's camera sucks so they are not too good.









Its cold here

The funeral was yesterday and it was ok, I got a bit tipsy at the wake on this strong european beer but the food was nice :/

I have managed to fashion myself a rudimentary desk out of a window ledge and a chair which is not comfortable at all.

thats all I have to report for now.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 02:01 PM       
I had a videogame dream last night and I was playing Chibi Resident Evil in it. Either that or it was Chibi Doom inside the RE mansion.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 02:47 PM       
So everybody's had the mega man dream, right? Where you're mega man and you run around shooting the fuck out of your neighborhood?
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 02:51 PM       
That was a good dream.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 03:00 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:43 PM       
I've got a question for the Americans of the board.

When it's forty-five minutes past the hour, why do you say 'quarter of' not 'quarter to'?

Even 'quarter off' would make more grammatical sense to me.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:44 PM       
I always thought they said "quarter 'til"
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:45 PM       
I don't know anybody who says "quarter of".
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:50 PM       
Until works as well.

Maybe it's a regional thing. :/

I haven't noticed it until recently.

A cop from San Diago said it on TV the other day, & I just read it in an American book.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:54 PM       
That was one of the funniest things I've read on here that wasn't in the mock wars.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 04:59 PM       
well, it sorta was :<
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:11 PM       
You at least put effort into your stuff.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:17 PM       
I am a throwback to the GLORY DAYS vest vets bape vets ezboard vets winky

I dunno I think I put maybe 5 more minutes into something than your average jerk when I'm trying to be funny. The forum is nothing without people making an effort to make it enjoyable, so I try to contribute where I can (COV thread, dunking Maven's head in the toilet, et al).
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:20 PM       
Man, don't you hate it when your nutsack gets so cold it's almost solid?
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:22 PM       
I've never had that problem.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
You obviously don't get cold then, you manly man.
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I've got a question for the Americans of the board.

When it's forty-five minutes past the hour, why do you say 'quarter of' not 'quarter to'?

Even 'quarter off' would make more grammatical sense to me.
We do say "quarter to" that "of" stuff sounds British to me :/
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 08:03 PM       
Not even slightly British.

& as I said, maybe it's a regional thang.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
I wonder why Guitar Woman isn't completely creeped out by the fact that she's in every dream that involves this board.
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 10:56 PM       
i had a dream that helm came to america and i was like his helper guy and he spoke very broken english and laughed a lot.
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