Tesla was a mad Scientist

[Comrade Rocket]

I just saw on the History Channel that Tesla was asked by the American Government to create, for lack of a better name, a death ray. The one he thought up was strong enough to destroy a city, but in reality the one that was going to be made was smaller. But before he could make it, he was hit by a car and lost all memory of his plans.

He also came up with an idea for planes that fly on radio waves and not gas. He even went so far as to build a huge radio tower, but he ran out of money before he could test it.

[thebiggameover]

[Wiff-L]

I remembered in Red Alert, I keep building Tesla Coils around my base so no one can get in ^___^

[Rev. Danno]

Tesla is also why what happened in Tungusca happened...
Shit I can't spell well... That place in Siberia... Look it up...
Tesla was the FUCKING MAN!!! I have wanted to build a Tesla Coil for years, and I've seen first had many a times what they can do first hand. A few years ago I was witness to a 14' Mobile Tesla Coil... It kicked so much ass...

[Spectre X]

Tesla?


*pelvic thrust*


OH YEAH!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I need to read up on Tesla and Wilhem Reich too...

[kellychaos]

That's in Oklahoma, right?

I saw a History Channel documentary that sort of implied that, since Edison was influential from some of his previous successful patents, that he was able to cop some inventions and patents that Tesla already had in the works. He was also known to bad mouth some of Tesla's in the press because of his influence (Re: AC/DC power at Niagra Falls).

[huond]

Tesla ruled I had to watch some video about him in electronics class 3 years in a row. Edison was a jerk, he kept telling people that AC was too dangerous to use and to prove it, he made a film of a guy killing an elephant with a big line of AC current.

[ArrowX]

I saw a movie where they use a tesla coil to make a rift to another dimention in the bremuda triangle. Now tht I think of it that movie sucked and Tesla still cicked ass. Everyone I know calles him telsa, but they're gay

[phnompehn]

Originally Posted by huond

Tesla ruled I had to watch some video about him in electronics class 3 years in a row. Edison was a jerk, he kept telling people that AC was too dangerous to use and to prove it, he made a film of a guy killing an elephant with a big line of AC current.

He also thought he could talk to dead people. Edison was kind of the John Edwards of the early 1900s.

"Okay, I'm feeling a motorized carriage disaster from this side of the audience, some kind of tragedy. No? Okay then, I'm seeing someone's aunt, or maybe a sister died of polio... maybe small pox..."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

I saw a movie where they use a tesla coil to make a rift to another dimention in the bremuda triangle. Now tht I think of it that movie sucked and Tesla still cicked ass. Everyone I know calles him telsa, but they're gay

Dear Arrow,
You're a fucking idiot. Please cease and desist.

Cosmo

[Alive]

Nikola Tesla

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

Tesla?


*pelvic thrust*


OH YEAH!

You actually made me laugh out loud.

[kahljorn]

Wilhelm Reich is bad ass, I liked his writings on ORGONE energy... if memory serves he had a journal about actually being able to change the weather and disperse clouds by using Orgone energy.
Also, he said orgone energy comes from your body as well, and if you move your finger tips past eachother(facing eachother) trying to feel the energy-- without letting your fingers actually touch-- you can feel it. Then after that, he said to practice trying to feel the orgone energy that comes "out of" your eyes.
After that, you begin sweeping your visual orgone energy across the surface of a cloud, cutting it up into small pieces, and eventually(after it is cut up into sufficiently small enough pieces) you can "Absorb" the cloud, and it will disappear from the sky. It's called cloud busting, I have a friend who's done it a few times... the trick is finding the right clouds.

Useless information.

[Perndog]

Freak.

[davinxtk]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

...
Useless information.

Do your friends frequently experiment with halloucinogenic substances?

[DamnthatDavid]

Also, he said orgone energy comes from your body as well,

He calls it orgone energy, I call it psychic powers of death.

[Rev. Danno]

I know a guy that can exhale smoke/mist/fog? Not sure what it is, but he can do it on command in a smoke free, warm room at anytime...
It's ficken wierd...

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno

I know a guy that can exhale smoke/mist/fog? Not sure what it is, but he can do it on command in a smoke free, warm room at anytime...
It's ficken wierd...

Just make sure he doesn't accidentally pull out an Elder God out of the abyss, afterwhich he will be sucked dry, and ultimately explode due to the God being forced back into him while Hellboy is still in him.

[Anonymous]

I still dream of algernon.
I wake up crying.
You’re making rain,
And you’re just in reach,
When you and sleep escape me.

You’re like my yo-yo
That glowed in the dark.
What made it special
Made it dangerous,
So I bury it
And forget.

But every time it rains,
You’re here in my head,
Like the sun coming out--
Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen.
And I don’t know when,
But just saying it could even make it happen.

On top of the world,
Looking over the edge,
You could see them coming.
You looked too small
In their big, black car,
To be a threat to the men in power.

I hid my yo-yo
In the garden.
I can’t hide you
From the government.
Oh, god, daddy--
I won’t forget,

’cause every time it rains,
You’re here in my head,
Like the sun coming out--
Ooh, I just know that something good is going to happen.
And I don’t know when,
But just saying it could even make it happen.

The sun’s coming out.
Your son’s coming out.

[ArrowX]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

Wilhelm Reich is bad ass, I liked his writings on ORGONE energy... if memory serves he had a journal about actually being able to change the weather and disperse clouds by using Orgone energy.
Also, he said orgone energy comes from your body as well, and if you move your finger tips past eachother(facing eachother) trying to feel the energy-- without letting your fingers actually touch-- you can feel it. Then after that, he said to practice trying to feel the orgone energy that comes "out of" your eyes.
After that, you begin sweeping your visual orgone energy across the surface of a cloud, cutting it up into small pieces, and eventually(after it is cut up into sufficiently small enough pieces) you can "Absorb" the cloud, and it will disappear from the sky. It's called cloud busting, I have a friend who's done it a few times... the trick is finding the right clouds.

Useless information.

i tried it and poked myself in the eye

[thebiggameover]

Originally Posted by kahljorn

Wilhelm Reich is bad ass, I liked his writings on ORGONE energy... if memory serves he had a journal about actually being able to change the weather and disperse clouds by using Orgone energy.
Also, he said orgone energy comes from your body as well, and if you move your finger tips past eachother(facing eachother) trying to feel the energy-- without letting your fingers actually touch-- you can feel it. Then after that, he said to practice trying to feel the orgone energy that comes "out of" your eyes.
After that, you begin sweeping your visual orgone energy across the surface of a cloud, cutting it up into small pieces, and eventually(after it is cut up into sufficiently small enough pieces) you can "Absorb" the cloud, and it will disappear from the sky. It's called cloud busting, I have a friend who's done it a few times... the trick is finding the right clouds.

Useless information.

didn't that dude make some kind of box thing that you sat in and it like healed you or something like that?

[kahljorn]

"Do your friends frequently experiment with halloucinogenic substances?"

Yep.... but for the most part they are sober when they do this kind of shit, and always have a sober counter part.

[eggyolk]

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket

I just saw on the History Channel that Tesla was asked by the American Government to create, for lack of a better name, a death ray. The one he thought up was strong enough to destroy a city, but in reality the one that was going to be made was smaller. But before he could make it, he was hit by a car and lost all memory of his plans.

He also came up with an idea for planes that fly on radio waves and not gas. He even went so far as to build a huge radio tower, but he ran out of money before he could test it.

was the show "modern marvels: failed inventions" or something.