I heard a joke from the USSR

[Sethomas]

Two men stand in a bar. One man asks, "Comrade, what have you got for food today?" To which the other replies, "I have only a dog bone to eat." "Why are you eating a dog bone?", this begged. "This morning I went to the commisary to get food. By the time I was in line, they had run out of food and were giving out cow bones to eat. By the time it was my turn, they ran out of cow bones. So they gave me a dog bone."

I guess some things don't translate well. :/

Edit: italicize italischmize

[executioneer]

i get it

-willie

[Anonymous]

They're too poor to afford humor.

[the_dudefather]

in democratic america, dog bone eats you!