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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 05:20 AM        If I had laser eyes, I would kick you.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 06:18 AM       
If you did that to her she would tell you to fuck off so you should probably do the same back.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 09:49 AM       
Just tell her you don't want to be her silver medal.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 10:24 AM       
Get your friends to beat the shit out of the other guy & put him in a coma or something, then you can secks up the chick, make a bunch of babies, & STOP BEING ON THE BLOODY INTERNET SO MUCH.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 10:55 AM       
I would have told her to fuck off after she called back the second time.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 11:03 AM       
So, Chimp, did you ever take a girl to the prom?
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 11:07 AM       
Nope. They were all bitches.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 11:28 AM       
OH GIRLS! JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
god damn it trigger

screw being the prom insurance, just tell her that she is the last resort too
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 01:31 PM       
I hate reading my posts now, because there's always a bare ass pointing at me.

Not that my posts are worth reading.
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 01:52 PM       
OMGOMG I CANT BELIVE I JUST READ THAT


one more post until 2000. and i dont want it in this thread
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 01:33 AM       
Mind has been changed.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 01:59 AM       
back out at the last second. that will teach her...
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 02:22 AM       
At a conveniently quiet point in the evening, coyly invite her over to you with a sly nod of the head. Then proudly show her your hands cupped together, filled with your own sick, whilst saying 'Baby done good? Baby done good?' -always works.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 02:25 AM       
Does it have to be your own sick?
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 02:26 AM       
of course you need the flecks of your own bile around your vacant smile for the full effect
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 08:56 AM       
What I don't get is why did you have to wait for a girl to ask you?
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 09:01 AM       
Because we are living in an alternate reality, where the gender division conventions of our universe have been turned on their head, and in a freakish nightmare version of life as we know it, its the BIRDS that ask the BLOKES to proms. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Ben Affleck and Rosie o'Donnell. Entitled 'BIRDWORLD'.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 10:23 AM       
Dole made me glad I read this thread.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 03:48 PM       
Are the odds good that she actually will ask the guy and/or that he will accept? Sure you look like the ultimate doofus now but if the odds of one or both are slim, your ultimate revenge is yet to be attained. Once she has failed in her attempt for the alternate love and comes crawling back to you, make believe you are in favor of attending the event all the way to the end. "Yes, I've got your corsage. Yes, I've rented the limo. Yes, I've got my tux. Ect" Then when she shows up at your doorstep in full regalia on the night of the event, show up at your door in shorts, t-shirt and carrying a bowl of Cheetohs and tell her that you don't know what the hell she is talking about.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 04:12 PM       
rape her.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 04:22 PM       
HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 04:23 PM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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