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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 06:19 PM       
Comrade Rocket, be a man, and tell her that you don't want to be her second banana. That is complete bullshit, and you should just go ask someone else, or go by yourself. You know she is going to ignoring you the whole time and fawning over this other guy, so at least have some self-respect and drop kick her. Seriously, because if you go with her you might as well have put your balls in a blender. Also, if she doesn't get the other guy all she will really think is that you are a great friend and that you'll always be there. Guess what? YOU DON'T WANT HER TO THINK YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THERE! See, if she knows that, then why would she want to date you or whatever? Instead, she'll just continue to abuse you. Make her actually miss you, make her realize you're not going to wait around for her forever.

So, don't go with her, she might have to go alone, and perhaps she'll actually come over and talk to you at the prom. If she doesn't, or if she gets mad over you not wanting to be the back-up, then she isn't worth your time. I'm saying this like I know you, which could be a mistake, because you might be really annoying and really ugly. If that's the case, I guess you should hold on for dear life. But, if you think you are more than just a loser, put your foot down and tell her you don't want to be a back-up, and it's either she goes with you or she can find someone else to be her patsy.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 04:13 AM       
Trigger... just look like your worse on your prom. Be messy, loud, smell bad and drunk. And you should do fine
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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 09:18 AM       
The best thing you can do at a prom is get kicked out. People will remember you forever. You will be a HERO.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 01:33 PM       
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...just look like your worse... Be messy, loud, smell bad and drunk.
Hey, you know damn well that's me at my best.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 04:05 PM       
Her: I think of you just like a brother and going to the prom with you will only ruin the relationship we have.

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Old Apr 22nd, 2004, 11:34 PM       
I changed my mind.

I found out that i was her second choice, but she is this guys like 4th. Hes a jerk and Im not going to let her go with him.

I also decided it was stupid to be mad because i really did want to go to prom, and this is the only way im going to do it.

Who knows, i might actually have some fun.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:10 AM       
And then the night of the prom, the phone ring's "guess what!! he called!!! ill be going with him after all! and everybody will remind you of the above post. life will suck. but then maybe not, but probably.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 01:01 AM       
Trigger you high school faggot *I WANNA GO TO PROM*
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 02:45 AM       
I didnt get any of the good aspects of my senior year. Senior Ditch day, the government trip, sadies.

I lost most my senior year, im not going to lose this chance to have a some what normal senior year.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:11 AM       
I bet you have a t-shirt that says "It's a Senior Thing, you wouldn't understand!"

You people make me want to spray lady blood all over the place.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:36 AM       
I have a track meet instead of homo prom.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:46 AM       
Prom - going on a date with a member of the opposite sex
Track Meet - meeting up with members of the same sex, getting all hot and sweaty and then having communal showers
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:15 AM       
Prom- Dancing around to pop music with a bunch of fags who don't even wanna be there. GOING TO THE BEACH WOOOO! (This is JR Prom btw) It's pointless.

Track Meet- Contributing team, making us well known, scholarships.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:23 AM       
I was specifically taking issue with the description of 'homo' for a blatantly heterosexual social phenomenon.

It would be like saying 'dating girls is gay'.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:31 AM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 03:41 PM       
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I found out that i was her second choice, but she is this guys like 4th. Hes a jerk and Im not going to let her go with him.
For some reason, girls like bad boy jerks and you missed a perfect chance to call her on this issue in the name of regular guys everywhere by not going. Instead, you let her walk all over you but rationalize it by envisioning yourself as her savior. If you're not careful, this is going to become a lifetime pattern.

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I also decided it was stupid to be mad because i really did want to go to prom, and this is the only way im going to do it.
Besides seemingly having some serious self-esteem issues, you need to stop and ask yourself why this is so important to you. I went to the prom my sophomore year but chose not to go the following years because I spent a lot of the money that I earned and didn't have a good time ... at least until after we left for some of the "after parties". I didn't forsee any of the future proms getting any better so I ignored the social pressure. In short, you're not missing much.

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Who knows, i might actually have some fun.
Watching her float around the dance floor with choices number 3, 4, 5, ect? Why don't you admit that you're probably her ticket in the door because she doesn't want to go stagette?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 08:18 PM       
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