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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:30 PM        What would YOU do?
Say you're a freshman, and you know a sophomore girl fairly well from school. You're moderately attracted to her. She's pretty nice when talking to you, and it can be told pretty obviously that sometimes she forces laughter - occasionally for no real reason. If your bodies happen to touch, she doesn't seem to mind, and kinda seems to like it.

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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:34 PM       
I'd kill myself for being such a fat fuck.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:36 PM       
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I'd kill myself for being such a fat fuck.
175, asshat. And 10 of that has to be my penis.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 04:36 PM       
That's like saying an elephant only ways 4 tons, piggly wiggly

And for some reason that number keeps changing, and I don't think it's because you're losing weight, lunch box.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:18 PM       
Ak her if she wants to hang out sometime.

Retard.

Honestly is this that hard for you?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:20 PM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:27 PM       
Didn't AOA already post this question before?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 05:44 PM       
No, That was a differant girl...
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:30 PM       
sophomore in High school or College? Either way... Be yourself, and if she still likes you... Get rid of her, she's not good enough.
My personal favorite thing to do right now is hang out w/ girls and show no intrest in them at all, show a little intrest, a LOT of intrest, and then no intrest... It's fun. And women have been doing it to men for thousands of years, we need to catch up...
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:05 PM       
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My personal favorite thing to do right now is hang out w/ girls and show no intrest in them at all, show a little intrest, a LOT of intrest, and then no intrest
Blue balls Stupid guy's just be direct and get it over with...jeez bunch a losers.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Forced laughter? Geez, that sounds plastic for some reason. Is she faking it? If she is doing that right off the top, she's going to fake everything else.

Dump the bitch.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 08:17 PM       
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My personal favorite thing to do right now is hang out w/ girls and show no intrest in them at all, show a little intrest, a LOT of intrest, and then no intrest... It's fun. And women have been doing it to men for thousands of years, we need to catch up...
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
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That's like saying an elephant only ways 4 tons, piggly wiggly
God, you're stupid. At most, I'm 20 pounds overweight. That's not even obese.

My BMI is 26.8. 25 is the top for the ideal weight.

And yes, I am losing weight.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
That's like saying the twin towers were only blown into smitheriens.

Just face it. You're fat. Get over it.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
175 is a lot of weight for a 14-year-old, though. The 'ideal height/weight' charts don't apply to minors.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 11:51 AM       
And I know you have a small penis because if you didn't you wouldn't have the time to talk about it on a message board.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
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Forced laughter? Geez, that sounds plastic for some reason. Is she faking it? If she is doing that right off the top, she's going to fake everything else.

Dump the bitch.
Show her your penis and compare it to the previous laughter and you'll know if she's being sincere.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
For fuck's sake, I'm 15, not 14. I'm turning 16 in August. I'm around 5'8"-5'9" inches tall.
And they have ideal weight charts for minors, but they usually only display what most people that age state their ideal weight to be.

And yes, my penis is a little over 7". Whoopidy-damn-do.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
You're penis is a little under 3" and you're fat. Just admit it and we'll stop making fun of you for being a pathetic snot.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:33 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:54 PM       
You know what, Rongi? I don't care what you think. Just because you have a tiny penis is no reason to try and bring me down.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 08:59 PM       
It's pointless arguing, I have the biggest penis on this board and I don't even want it.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
. . . well then share it with horny third-world kids.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 09:24 PM       
Kahljorn, you should find a woman that wants to become a man, & then you should have a kid, & then get your operations, & then write a book...
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You know what, Rongi? I don't care what you think. Just because you have a tiny penis is no reason to try and bring me down.
I'm sorry, all i could hear was OINK OINK OINK
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