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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 10:07 PM        So I just murdered my Xbox
The last few weeks have been somewhat frustrating, to say the least so about an hour ago While playing BattleField2 on my Xbox it suddenly stopped and gave me a disk read error in spanish, I put in a few other games (Black and Halo2) both of wich refused to work at all so I figured it was the Disk drive. I left it for about 5 minutes and came back to it, plugged in BF2 and attempted multiplayer it began to load then Green unreadable text flashed across the screen and it froze. Now of all the things that have happened in the past few weeks this could be considered a minor inconvenience but all the things piling up finally broke the floodgate of shit I can take. I promptly Ripped open the Dvd Drive threw the BF2 CD at the wall and made it shatter, Punched in the DVD drives case, tore the hard drive and its housing out and ripped off almost every cable and then threw the rest at a concrete wall in my basement.


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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 10:18 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 10:28 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2006, 11:24 PM       
My old one caught on fire.
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 01:01 AM       
Wow this is almost as monumentous as the time you wanted to film yourself ripping up your Bloodrayne poster
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 01:21 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 03:15 AM       
StupidKraut, just tell us the truth. YOu got your sorry ass beaten by 8-years-old kids in BF2 and blamed the innocent console. Now ain't that smart?


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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 03:35 AM       
My modded XBOX can run perfectly with its Samsung DVD drive. :P
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 08:29 AM       
Sometimes I forget how to call tech support when I do something stupid to shit I didn't buy, is that what happened here?
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 11:32 AM       
jajajajaja what a lame action mine had the same problems, i opened it up cleaned the lens and mirrior and it worked again.
i think the 8 year old thing is true
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 01:43 PM       
Nah, its the drive. Some X-Boxes have bad drives, Put in as a Cost Cutting Measure.
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 02:10 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
Ya I it was on its third DVD drive. You can only stand to shell out so much money ro fix the damed thing.

So who Wants to buy Steel Battalion, and 17 other games?
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Old Jul 4th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
Fuck yeah, I'll buy them. Set up a paypal or something and we'll talk.
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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 12:05 AM       
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I'll have to do it through my sisters account because My Gay Bank Won't support Pay Pal, they say they do but none of their staff knows anything about how to set it up

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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 12:07 PM       
your bank doesn't have to do shit you tard, you just need to know yoru account and routing numbers, which are printed on every single check you have.
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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 12:27 PM       
what games are you selling? (list)
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Old Jul 5th, 2006, 02:06 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2006, 12:07 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2006, 03:16 PM       
my 360 died the other day

for a product that seems to have a 1 in 3 chance of death, microsoft's responce was really good, got through the an operator quickly, they took my details, UPS picked it up the next day, should have it back in about a week

i suppose the cogs of tech support are well used to problems :P
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Old Jul 6th, 2006, 03:18 PM       
So what, does Microsoft have really good customer service?
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Old Jul 6th, 2006, 05:28 PM       
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for a product that seems to have a 1 in 3 chance of death, microsoft's responce was really good, got through the an operator quickly, they took my details, UPS picked it up the next day, should have it back in about a week

i suppose the cogs of tech support are well used to problems :P
hey maybe you get two games when they give it back
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 02:16 AM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 03:36 AM       
Now I don't feel so bad I can't buy your junk. I have about everything except for the Steel Battalions and Far Cry.
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Old Jul 7th, 2006, 04:55 AM       
good job, arrow! go reward yourself with another strawberry frosting and marshmallow sandwich and some more linkin park!
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