Greetings!

[Lady Ice]

If you know me, come and say hi,

if you don't, say hi anyway.

Where is Max Burbank?!

I need to speak with him ASAP!

[James]

The very first Brawl Hall pirate to board our new ship!

And also, Newbie Type #6!

[mburbank]

Hey, Icey;

I'm actually snowed in up in Vermont. You can PM me onthis new board, if it's all privatey type stuff, or just post. I won't be on much until Wedneasday, by which time I expect to be back at work.

But I know you're writting to tell me 'ol Doomsypoo just fell to pieces after I left and spends all day in a damp heap weeping disconsonantly and moaning my name.

[ItalianStereotype]

you seem to have that effect on very young girls and elderly jews max.

[mburbank]

WELL DOOMSY AIN'T NO ELDERLY JEW!!

Amy, I want you to know I haven't talked about His Doomsyness at all until now.

[James]

It's like Romeo & Juliet.

[Lady Ice]

MAX!!!!

Man have you missed some excitement!

Come stop by BH sometime. We have an all new look.

Some people were kind enough to complain to our host and got us taken offline! It took a bit of time, but we're back now.

The backup on the board is from your heyday! lmao

We're snowed in too, here in Central Ohio. I got a snow day from work today! Whooooo hooooooo!!!

[Captain Robo]

lol noobs....

They post thinking of a warm welcome with hot cocoa.

But all they get is scalded.

[mburbank]

Ice; I am done with Brawl Hawl, but tell me how they got shut down. That sounds semi amusing.

[Lady Ice]

Ah well, don't say I didn't invite you Mr. Burbank.

Some very nice people were kind enough to pester our host on a daily basis via email and telephone, constantly harassing them until they agreed to take us offline because we're such nasty, nasty people.

Some horrid rumors concerning spamming other sites, hacking and general mayhem. all of which is totally alledged and unfounded.

Our host won't release our database backups, so Doom had to use one from Oct of last year. Hopefully we can get our content from the host.

That's it, in a nutshell, I suppose. You're always welcome to come and spread your own special brand of happiness! But now I know where to find you without worrying about my EZ board ID's being banned. bwhahahhahahahaaa

[Cybernetico]

OMG OMG OMG A GRRRRRL


http://www.lethalinjection.com/forum...ine=1043990614

Hey baby, whats your sign?

[mburbank]

What I find most amusing about this tale, which no doubt Doomsy sees as a feather in his cap, (which is good as all his other feathers are fairly nasty at this point and may be what's causing that rash) is the fact that the Brawlhall's boards return full of me.

Seriously, Amy, thanks for the invite, but I really couldn't without cheapening the entire experience. I'm commited to my art, what can I say.

[James]

Originally Posted by Captain Robo

lol noobs....

They post thinking of a warm welcome with hot cocoa.

But all they get is scalded.

And some of them don't even realize it, and continue to stick around and post, thinking that we either love them, or will eventually. Naive imbeciles.

SOUND LIKE ANYONE YOU KNOW, ROBO?

[Lady Ice]

Actually Max, Doom is quite disgusted by the whole thing. We all are, really.

and the rest of you....yea, I'm a noob.

[george]

i would not go there if i had burning diaherrea and your tounge was the last piece of absorbant material in the known universe to wipe with and the only thing i had to do to save your life and get my ass licked clean was click that link then i would just have to go around with a stinky burning ass and BE JUST LIKE YOU!!

how come you never ask for me????

[Lady Ice]

aww george, Max is the ringleader.

but you do have a certain charm, a savior faire, a *sniff* *sniff*, odeur about you....

how the hell are ya man?

[FS]

Getting shut down because some rectal conquistador complains, I wish on no man. Not even Brawl-Hall. Well... no, not even Brawl-Hall.

[mburbank]

While I feel bad for Ice, frankly I think the poetic justice of Doomsy-poops getting shut down because someone whined agressively enough is hysterical. He irritated idiots until they threatened him and then dared them to put up or shut up. He was 'hoisted' n his own 'petard'. It's ALMOST enough to make me go laugh at him.

But truthfully, there were some perfectly nice and funny folk who made their home there (LORD KNOWS WHY) and I hate cencorship. They should never have shut down his board, just forcibly renamed the whole thing THE DUMPSTER. THAT would have been fair.

[Lady Ice]

It is rather disgusting that our host didn't have the testicular fortitude to tell people to fuck off.

I mean really, it's simple, if you don't like BH, don't go there! (duh!)

oh well. onto the future we look!

oh max - we reside at BH cause we can do whatever the hell we want to do there without anyone telling us to behave, be quiet, sit down, etc. Very few flame boards are truly like that, especially with the people that "represent" the board, so to speak.

[FS]

I can imagine Doomsy's guerilla actions on other boards tends to lure many interesting people to make fun of to the site, as well.