The finest stanza I have ever composed

[Big McLargehuge]

Here a razor sat on edge
A hair’s breadth from tragedy
As response I composed a little ditty
Some sort of elegy

[Dole]

There is a career waiting for you at Hallmark.

[Big McLargehuge]

They have hallmark cards about wanting to kill yourself

[kellychaos]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn't mean to hurt you
Now clean up my goo

[Big McLargehuge]

You really suck

[kellychaos]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes, I may suck,
But you suck too.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Roses are red
violets are black
you like a black guys
dick in your crack

[Big McLargehuge]

YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BLACK GUYS Hey cosmo, you aren't ever funny sry

[MrAdventure]

here im making stanzas for everyone in thsi thread

i made one for bigsomething

eat eat eat eat
eat eat eat eat
eat eat eat eat
i admitted to being fat on the internet

here is doles

birtain britain britain
it's pretty great
this one time i recommended
the band idle race

heres kellychaos

stupid words
trying to be cool
hey where are you going
can i come too

here's yours cosmo

dicks are dick joke
dicks are dick joke
do you like a dick joke
dick in your dick joke

pretty cool if anyone else watns one just drop a PM you know you can reach me just check the icons at the bottom of my post okay later!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

They have hallmark cards about wanting to kill yourself

He meant a career folding cards.

[Big McLargehuge]

THANKS FOR THE SIG MAN

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Roses are red
violets are black
you like a black guys
dick in your crack

Roses are red
It's leaves are green
I want that black dick
To reach up to my spleen

Roses are red
Dandelions are yellow
Don't worry Cosmo
I will share my black fellow

[Emu]

Mr. Adventure is undoubtedly the funniest person on this board.