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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 05:14 PM        DO LADIES LIKE FLOWERS WHEN THEY ARE SICK?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
THEY LIKE FLOWERS ALL THE TIME YOU GET BALLOONS THAT SAY "GET BETTER SOON" WHEN THEY ARE SICK

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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
TEH LADIES ALWAYS LIKE A GOOD RAPING AM I RIGHT GUYS?
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
Nothing says "I like you" than a vagina bleeding from forceable entry.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 07:21 PM       
Only from sexy monkeys AChimp and that means YOU.

But if your not a sexy monkee like the Chimpster, the flowers would be really sweet, Hickman.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
Yup. Still hate Terra.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 09:23 PM       
When she opens her mouth up real wide to sneaze or cough punch her right in the chest.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 09:24 PM       
I'm really turned on now.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:29 PM       
WELL THANKS TERRA BUT THE GIRL I LIKE ISN'T A TOTAL SLUT SO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WOULD ACT THE SAME WAY
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:34 PM       
Your right, dude. The only chick you would know would be a dead one.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:40 PM       
AT LEAST SHE'S NOT A SAUSAGE MANIAC
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
Maybe if you has a "sausage" she would be?
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
SILLY HICKMAN, LADIES ARE FLOWERS.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 07:53 PM       
OMFG CALLGIRL LEZBOZ
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Old Oct 6th, 2004, 04:47 AM       
maaaan that you-don't-have-a-dick put-down is still KING OF THE RING, baby
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Old Oct 7th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
I bet my sausage would make her feel really good! :omfgimsolonely
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 01:56 AM       
HINT DONT GIVE FLOWERS TO LADIEZ WHO ARE IN THE HOSPIDAL FROM CHRONIC ALLERGY PROBLEMS WORD 2 THA WIZE
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 03:06 AM       
Good advice.

Also don't give the girl beautiful wild flowers, only later finding out that they are mildly poisionus. (The skin rash lasted a bit longer then that relationship.)
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 07:04 AM       
erm...SOMETHING IN CAPS
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 03:56 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
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I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH THIS THREAD TO MAKE SURE NOBODY MADE THIS TYPE OF JOKE ALREADY BUT THEN YOU RUINED IT
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
THANKS WILLIE I HOPE SHE ISN'T GOING TO DIE
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 09:54 PM       
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