Hey James what's up?

[MattJack]

[Matt Harty]

hahahaha

I don't understand what deleting posts outside of the thread in question would prove. I guess it's just a way to draw attention to the fact he left. Which it did hence this thread. Good job. attention is attention I guess, even if it is negative.

[Zomboid]

Yeah that really sucked. I had kinda hoped he'd ran away from home or something.

[Lenor]

Wait, what in hell was Matt talking about earlier? How would you know if it was actually chuck posting under noob3 all those times? And if Matt wasn't under matt's name, then who was?

Who invented skittles, why did theycancel 'Freaks and Geeks', do the four bloody horsemen of the Apocalypse really exist, and why do I not have any fucking soda?

Enough about this James shit, I kept my mouth shut long enough about it all and Tera's right. Go ask her, Eric your noncooperation was doubtfully the reason. He doesn't feel up to being on the board right now. Get over it, we all go through it at one point or another. Maybe not chojin. But were not talking about him are we?

[Chojin]

When I don't feel like using the internet, I go do something else. What I don't do is delete all of my posts.

[Terra]

yes but then again, look at the fuss it has stirred up. james is a pro. long live james

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Terra

look at the fuss it has stirred up.

Is this why you're trying to take credit for it

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Is this why you're trying to take credit for it

no. i take no credit for james doing what he did. nor his initial outburst. i made one last post on that thread, one that was solely for him. i thought his pictures were cool, though.

i did not begin a thread wringing my hands over why he left, for the time being. but then again i'm not a pussyfart like you.

[Esuohlim]

I didn't create this thread to point out that he left, I created it to point out that he wasted time editting over 100 of his posts.

And I already mentioned that he's been posting on SA so he didn't quit the internet all together, either.

[Lenor]

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I didn't create this thread to point out that he left, I created it to point out that he wasted time editting over 100 of his posts.

And I already mentioned that he's been posting on SA so he didn't quit the internet all together, either.

you know milhouse? you're a good friend that sticks by his internet buddies and never points out their flaws.

you're a whiny, limp wristed, drama queen pustule and this is why the internet is the only place you'll ever receive popularity.

but then again...so am i...

[Terra]

............

[Esuohlim]

Pfft as far as I know James never liked me anyway. What the hell are you talking about.

"Limp-wristed" is becoming very overused too, by the way. Seek a new weak repetitive insult.

[Sacks]

How about shallow-bladdered?

[MattJack]

Abruh-Kadabruh, urine trouble!

[Esuohlim]

Sacks that's using the ol' noodle!

Any adjective-noun combination works too!

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Pfft as far as I know James never liked me anyway. What the hell are you talking about.

"Limp-wristed" is becoming very overused too, by the way. Seek a new weak repetitive insult.

i'm pretty sure i've never used "limp wristed" on you.

[MattJack]

that sounds like a bad stripper move.

She's all whispering in your ear,
"For another $20 I'll use the Limp Wrist on you baby."

[MattJack]

and then I'm all,

"Guh I've already given you all my twenties! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"

[Terra]

Originally Posted by MattJack

that sounds like a bad stripper move.

She's all whispering in your ear,
"For another $20 I'll use the Limp Wrist on you baby."

nuthin like newahleens!

[MattJack]

and then she's all,

"Cause my vagina has knives in it and I can never love a man. It is my curse."

Then a memory sequence happens

[MattJack]

Everyone sees in the memory sequence that she had a boy she loved all through high school. They were happy and when the night of prom came, they decided to do the deed.

Her vagino-knives chopped off his manhood and killed him. Which led to her running away and becoming a stripper because it makes her feel like somebody actually wants her by giving her any type of attention.

[MattJack]

Then it flashes back to me and the stripper. Sorry.

The stripper and I.

I'm all,
"Well,..well, you do have a point, but, I feel so bad now. Let's leave this place and I'll take you to a really nice resturaunt.. It's the least I can do."

[MattJack]

So we arrive at Denny's and have a splendid Grand Slam Breakfast.

She says,
"Wow, no other guy has ever let me have 2 glasses of orange juice AND an extra plate of pancakes." as she plays with her weave.

I smile and say,
"Let's get outta here."

[MattJack]

On the way to the car, a mugger comes out from around another car. He smells like a bowling alley, so I know he means business.

As I try to get my wallet, the stripper eats his hand holding the weapon with her vagino-snatch.

She saved my life.