IM AM 42 NOW. BOW DOWN TO ANCIENT ONE.

[Jixby Phillips]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY

[Brandon]

Happy birthday, Max.

Vince will be arriving shortly with the cake.

[ProfessorCool]

Happy Birthday, max!

That's it, don't want to excite you too much at your old age

[thebiggameover]

woah crazy! its my birthday too!

but i'm only 26

happy day of birth, max...

[ArrowX]

get ready for the downhill ride of your life.

[Emu]

like you would know

or maybe i'm mistaken and your education of the daily life for the middle-aged man extends beyond what you read on hallmark cards your dad gets from his elderly relatives

[AChimp]

Wow, Max. You are one step away from being one of those old men who starts grunting when he's standing at the urinal. :P

[Zebra 3]

- Happy birth anniversary, old man.

[mburbank]

I've been grunting at the urinal since you were in chimp diapers, chimp. And I have a very healthy attitude about the grim reaper.

Actuarily, I'm in the 'suddenly dropped dead' zone on the chart. I'm not in serious statistical danger but I have entered an area of the random algorythmn which accounts for people who just suddenlyt die of stroke or heart attack. Woemn get a few years longer before they get there, but me? I am there and LIKING IT! Everything is sweeter knowing that at any moment I go die. At 42, life becomes an extreme sport, and it only get extremer! Bring it on death! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN YOU... You know what I'm kind of out of breath here. Maybe it's because I still have a glue hangover from my birthday, or maybe it's because I'm still all sore from hiding out under the kitchen sink, which is the best ever hiding place for huffing glue.

[tenno]

HEARTS FOR BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBANK!

[The One and Only...]

You're only 42. You have the whole next half of your life to wait for death; don't rush it.

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by ArtificialBrandon

Happy birthday, Max.

Vince will be arriving shortly with the cake.

Don't you mean in the cake?


Happy Birthday

[glowbelly]

i'm sitting completely nekkid in front of my computer wishing you, max burbank, the best fucking belated goddamned birthday i can over the internet. if i was there, i would be clothed and probably just shake your hand.

[MrAdventure]

oh man i am late

but hey have a happy birthday max burbank you are the best, you are a prize winner, if you were perhaps put in story loosely woven around charlotte's web in a concentration camp the spider would have written above you "some jew" you know it's true

[mburbank]

Mr. adventure, that was excellent. Charlottes Web is one of my all time favorite books, and I may have mentioned at some point that I feel it has the best opening line in the history of Western literature. In an incident of serendipity, I was just corresponding wiith a good friend who works in the UAE as an assistant principle, and she was bemoaning the fact that in preperation for the next sumester she has to go through all new textbooks and censor any reference to pigs. I wrote back asking how the hell the poor kids were supposed to read Charlottes Web. "Some Jew" Indeed.

And Karen, the simple fact that you wrote your post disrobbed is present enough for a man of my advanced years.

[tenno]

did the fireman show up to put out the cake? or was it a big scented candle?