And Now For Something Completely Different!

[kellychaos]

I am completely healthy and do not have cancer! Yay, me!

[FartinMowler]

I have Kellychaos Cancer

[Luchatein]

It's really just growing inside of you like a malevolent fetus of death until the day it births out of your face.

[kellychaos]

It's all the rage with the hep crowd.

[pissed off salesman]

Someday it's gonna manifest itself my possesing one of your major organs. Then it's gonna' bust out of your stomach , steal your identity and squeegee your windows.

[mischief]

I have cervical cancer!!

[FartinMowler]

sypmtoms of Kellychaos cancer:


No amount of beer while reading his stuff makes it funny
It grows on your anus and spreads to your anus
Leaves a bad taste in your mouth

[pissed off salesman]

uh, fart. You forgot the rectal pain and bleeding.

[McMock]

Ha! I was born having no cancer. I've had no cancer way longer than you. You don't even begin to have as little cancer as I have. Amateur!

[Command Prompt]

Everyone above me in this thread should have cancer.

[Helm]

more about

[kellychaos]

I can't remember starting this thread.

[the_dudefather]

the tumor is making you forget