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sports · #1

Being jobless sucks

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Hopefully I get a job by July 1st...

Slinky Ferret · #2

Have you tried to stop posting on here and actually look for one yet?

Slinky Ferret · #3

A little tip.

Applying for jobs online is pretty much fruitless. Don't waste time sitting around for them to contact you. Contact them. Send your CV by snail mail, get a job in walmart or something to tide you over.

My job is nothing to do with what my future career will be, but it is giving me life skills and helping me relate to people. Keep trying and don't give up. Don't set yourself silly goals like July 1st. Whats wrong with next week? Two weeks time? The actual process takes time to apply but you must have job centres over there.

If you need a job so bad you can always work in the fast food industry.

AChimp · #4

Sports has so many life skills that he gets to be in a special class at school.

Esuohlim · #5

How can you not get a job. Any place would be happy to hire a strapping young sportsfan such as yourself. Get a job at a sporting goods store! But of course, if you don't get the job you must remember to try to be a good sport about it.

ArrowX · #6

how would you know sportsyour 11 and you've never had any other job besides male hooker but you diddn't get any money cuz you had no tits.

Emu · #7

I abhorr you.

Cosmo Electrolux · #8

you can get a job like Arrow's...sucking cock in truck stop restrooms for beer money.

eggyolk · #9

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

How can you not get a job. Any place would be happy to hire a strapping young sportsfan such as yourself. Get a job at a sporting goods store! But of course, if you don't get the job you must remember to try to be a good sport about it.

that made me lol

sports · #10

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Have you tried to stop posting on here and actually look for one yet?

Yes. I've turned in applications for Winn Dixie, Wendy's, Burger King, and Hardee's. Gonna get applications from KFC and Pizza Hut tomorrow.

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how would you know sportsyour 11 and you've never had any other job besides male hooker but you diddn't get any money cuz you had no tits.

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sports · #11

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you can get a job like Arrow's...sucking cock in truck stop restrooms for beer money.

No, how about I make out with all the HOT women in the ladies room--for money. (Only in my fuckin dreams...

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Jixby Phillips · #12

yeah because you like hot girls right

punkgrrrlie10 · #13

Don't feel bad. I tried to get a part time job during law school at pac sun, victoria's secrets and other lame ass retail stores that employ people 5 hours a week and they wouldn't...and I have 2 degrees.

And guess what, I can't find a legal job right now either til I pass the Bar, yet I have to still apply and study for the Bar. If you still live with your parents, I hate you and don't ever complain about not gettting a job again.

Comrade Rocket · #14

I need a job and i live with my parents, but allow me to explain.

first reason i need a job is to move out. I need to money so i can move out of the house.

second reason i need a job is too buy video games and my parents are poor and wont give me money.

there you go.

sports · #15

I need DVD's, gamecube, controllers, DVD Shelf, memory cards, a book, a hot fuckin girlfriend, video games.

Some of that stuff (few) is for my bro.

Mike · #16

Yeah, work at Wendys and all the "hot fuckin girlfriends" will jump right into your pants.

little punk...

sports · #17

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Yeah, work at Wendys and all the "hot fuckin girlfriends" will jump right into your pants.

little punk...

I may be a little punk...but even I know you can't get hot girls, by working at Wendy's.

punkgrrrlie10 · #18

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Originally Posted by sports

I need DVD's, gamecube, controllers, DVD Shelf, memory cards, a book, a hot fuckin girlfriend, video games.

Some of that stuff (few) is for my bro.

I hate you...

Comrade Rocket · #19

LEAVE

DamnthatDavid · #20

Here some ways to save money.

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I need DVD's, gamecube, controllers, DVD Shelf, memory cards, a book, a hot fuckin girlfriend, video games.

Scratch the GC, go for X-Box. Not as many good games for the X-Box, but you will no longer need memory cards, and you can easily afford the 1-2 video games which are worth buying for it.
You can buy DOA Extreme Beach Volleyball and pretend those girls are your girlfriends! These girls are easy maintence. Just remember to wipe off the TV screen after every game.

Walmart is a evil satanic store which sacrafices human babies to the dark Gods to bring you low low prices. 2 DVD movies for 10 bucks. Sure, your immortal soul will be doomed for all enternity, but that is niether the here or now. With all these cheap DVDs, Like Shaq in Africa, you might need a place to store them.
Well, just stack the DVD's on the floor, it not like they in the way.
For the book, some churchs give away free bibles, seeing how I kinda figured you just need it for toilet paper, and your soul is already damned by the Walmart purchases, you might as well use this Bible pages to wipe your ass clean.

And that concludes my money saving tips for today.

Jixby Phillips · #21

i know what you mean the only way you can get a hot girlfriend is you gotta have the moola am i right guys the pockets gotta be deep if you ever wanna get into those vagina curtians lol

Dr. V · #22

Go to Toys r us, working there is so easy, the place runs itself. Plus you get some pretty hot MILFs.

Big McLargehuge · #23

Get a job at a hot babe factory. The ones where they make all the hot babes. You can be the official "Make-Out Tester" and you can make out with the hot babes to make sure that they make out correctly.