Oh god the internet you're so big I can't handle it you're out of control

[CaptainBubba]

Hey guys apparently nobody looks at loveline anymore and I mean totally unrelated I havent posted in a while. Since all the other threads in here are boring and you are boring just post your problem in here and I will solve it succinctly and accurately because you're an idiot and there will always be someone as desperate fat and drunk as you are ugly and awkward.