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FS · #1

THE TERMINATOR GUYS

CONAN THE REPUBLICAN, IT'S TOTAL RECALL FOR DAVIS HAHAHA

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When do the explosions and the gunfire starts?

sspadowsky · #2

I am praying to whatever benevolent being might be out there that a major earthquake will deposit California into the ocean.

mburbank · #3

As a former professional comedian, I hail these election results.

soundtest · #4

I was expecting a more theatrical entrance when he was introduced by Leno. He could've at least wore the dark shades or something.

Anonymous · #5

Ah, a whole year of Arnold "interviews" on Conan.

Protoclown · #6

I fucking LOVE it! It's going to be a funny three years for the rest of the world, it's going to be hell for California.

Rez · #7

i just woke up

turned on the TV... morning radio people were talking baout who finished tenth and seventh etc... and so i thought, they dont seem to give a shit... maybbe bustamante won...

but then there was a caller who complained about bustamnte saying they would make it difficult for arnold to do anything, so then i thought:

crap. (hangs head)
so he won.
well, it's not the end.
we'll just insist we're canadian when going to different countries...
oooh, internet....

Anonymous · #8

What's the big deal? If you don't like Arnie, just recall him and start the process over again.

FS · #9

Or trick him into entering a garbage crusher.

Anonymous · #10

I am so tired of your anti-american agenda, FS.

FS · #11

As am I, Dr. Boogie.

As am I.

Helm · #12

FS where's you're avatar from? Whoever dithered that knew what was doing. For great justice.

incurable paranoiac · #13

nobody seems to be addressing the real, serious issue here.

what's up with maria shriver's cheekbones? sweet christ. they're like butcher knives coming out of her face.