Features

Protoclown · #1

phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

This is all I keep getting over and over again. I have to click on each thread four or five times before I stop getting the error message and it will load. Which I am sadly willing to do because I am bored as shit on my lunch break.

Anybody else getting the same problem?

liquidstatik · #2

yeah, RoG explains here http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2062

Mockery · #3

Indeedy. It should all be working smoothly soon enough. If not, I'll be calling tech support again tonight to see what's taking so long...

FS · #4

Over the past few days, I kept getting that message and then would not be able to reach the board for a while. I just thought I had the shit luck of being on during maintenance time, or something.

whoreable · #5

I got it again just a min ago. Hopefully it wont continue

Mockery · #6

Just keep me posted... if you guys are still getting the error later on tonight I'll contact tech support again.

Cybernetico · #7

It's never not worked for me

I think the server is great

Esuohlim · #8

I only got it once in the last ten minutes, which is better than the barrage of them from last night and this morning. :/

The Unseen · #9

Eusolhim, I didlike your new icon, it brings me sadness to face

whoreable · #10

I was gettin it alot about an hour ago

Esuohlim · #11

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Unseen

Eusolhim, I didlike your new icon, it brings me sadness to face

Not being able to spell Milhouse backwards brings sadness to my face.

Besides, Dewey is there to stay, so deal with it.

James · #12

You couldn't spell his name backwards either. You capitalized the E instead of the M.

Fucking idiot.

Fookin Flappy · #13

I miss your old icon too, speaking of icons I really should get one soon. :/

Esuohlim · #14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman

You couldn't spell his name backwards either. You capitalized the E instead of the M.

Fucking idiot.

Touché.

punkgrrrlie10 · #15

I got it trying to access this thread. It was muy funny. :/

AChimp · #16

I was getting it a lot yesterday, but I thought that it was just the message board trying to prevent ME from accessing it as a service to everyone else.

whoreable · #17

hate to be a whiney cryin girly girl baby but i am gettin it again.

Esuohlim · #18

I'm getting so bad that I've been trying to post in this thread before whoreable even posted here.

glowbelly · #19

i gots it too, just a minute or two ago, accessing this thread just like punk chicky.

ummmm, ok...i'm getting it like crazay now.

Ninjavenom · #20

I'm also getting it out the ass here. gotta refresh something near five times to view each page. Don't ask how many it takes to post replies. :/

Skulhedface · #21

I FINALLY got in :/

AChimp · #22

This is what happens when you let little Korean kids run your server.

James · #23

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I come onto the board, and it usually works. Then I click on a forum, and I get the error. Reload, and I get into the forum. I click on a thread, I get the error. Reload, and I still get it. Then I finally see the thread. I try to go back to the forum, and I get the error.

Then I get the error for about a half hour until I give up, and come back a couple hours later.

And the process repeats.

Chances are I'll get the error yet again trying to post this.