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pjalne · #1

I've never played CS, but boy does that game attract a lot of sad people.

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/scason33/flashindex.html

FS · #2

THATS RIGHT BITCHES WERE HERE TO GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

That's the absolute worst rap I've ever heard. And I hate rap.

Sacks · #3

Why do things like this exist...

Mad Melvin · #4

"We been drownin ourselves in vodka an´ gin and doin just about every other sin."

Those guys have BADASS written all over them!

Spectre X · #5

I want

to kill them.

Captain Goodtimes · #6

they got it made in spades.

When they all say SKIIILLLLLLLSSSS it reminds me of Mupperts Tonight.

AChimp · #7

Killing "nubs"?

WTF. This is why I stopped playing CS.

Anonymous · #8

They sound like they're reading the script off a teleprompter.

Sacks · #9

"Hey.. hey you guys, you know how rap is cool?" "Well.. yeah I guess." "Well.. you know how like.. you know, that band Cake exists?" "Oh man.. YEAH, YEAH I DO!" "Ok good... now.. you know how we play CS sometimes?" "FUCKING YES!"

James · #10

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOT SKILLLLLLLLLLLLLZ

It sounds like they're from Minnesota. You can't be a badass from Minnesota unless you're Brock Lesnar.

I got a CS rap too.

YO YO YO YO!
We comin at ya, like Oprah at a cake
We got the skillz, and it's your life we're gonna take
You stand still for two seconds, and you're a camping fag
And that's when we come along, and we give you a frag

CS is in the house, and just like before
We'll kill all you noobs, then we'll kill you some more
Just like Care Bears, I've got a picture on my tummy
Because owning all you noobs is just too fucking yummy
WORD LIFE!

Krythor · #11

"HE ALWAYS ADDS 23 POINTS TO OUR SCORE
COS HIS SKILLS ARE THE STUFF OF LEGENDS AND LORE"

FS · #12

There were far too few motherfuckers in that rap. It was ill, but not ill enuff.

Supafly345 · #13

If I were crazy over CS I would probably think that song was cool. Then I would most likely commit suicide at the realization that this moment would mark my official transition into being a dumbass.

N00bKill3R · #14

"We'll come to your server... and lay down the SMACK!"
Now thats hardcore right there

Mr. Vagiclean · #15

killing NUBS

by the way the contacts are in the news section yall know how we deal with deez mafakas grab

yo deagles and ride da scalade yall cause we know how WE do it

Zhukov · #16

It's not too bad after you lay down a beat and rap it aloud. It has a few pretty tight rhymes.

ArrowX · #17

Thats the worst thing ever. It sounds like vanilla ice's family trying to rap

MetalMilitia · #18

omfg! thats one of the funniest things i have ever heard!

"We Own so much we cant pay the bills"

right.... so they are saying they spend so long playing CS and bieng 1337 they dont have time for jobs and cant pay bills... Congrats!

mubert · #19

Well, that just kinda spreads around CS's badddd reputation with people that actually has lives. Unlike me. Some people are like that, sadly...It pisses me off. Sooo much...