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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:57 AM        Girls like me?
Everywhere I go at least one girl likes me alot, and its always one I think is gorgeous and really nice. I guess you could say I don't have a problem with girls liking me. Apparently they do like me, and apparently alot. The problem is i don't believe it.

People will constantly tell me that girls I like have massive crushes on me and I say its bullshit and they're playing a trick on me because i can't imagine anyone liking me.

Girl's have litterally gone up to me and said, "I think you're really hot.". And I have responded, "No you don't". The only two times I've kissed a girl was once when I was forced by my friends and her friend to, and another time when a girl I thought despised me randomly pulled me onto my friend's bed and made my lips bleed with her mouth.

I can't talk to girls once I think they like me anyway. I can't joke around them. heres an example:

Say a girl I don't think likes me gets me a glass of water. My reponse: "FOOL! I refuse to drink this water without icecubes! Take it back immediately garcon! Chop chop!"

Now a girl I like: "Thanks."

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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:28 AM        Re: Girls like me?
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Girl's have litterally gone up to me and said, "I think you're really hot.". And I have responded, "No you don't".
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No girl has ever gone up to me and told me I was hot, so I don't know what I'd do in that situation. I would either say "Uh...OK" or "....thanks. Uh, you too" or something stupid like that.

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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:23 PM       
So, girls think you're hot. And I've seen your pic, you're a good looking guy. Where's the fucking problem?

Man, what I wouldn't give to have ONE girl in my entire lifetime come up to me and say something like that.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:51 PM       
Problem is I always think they're just being mean and trying to get a rise out of me. I'm overly cynical when it comes to girls and I'm somehow convinced they're all evil and want to make me cry.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:54 PM       
Yeah, but you're good looking. It's not surprising that women would actually like you.

Whenever someone used to tell me that such and such girl would like me, I would KNOW I was being fucked with. :mistrust :or is it distrust? :no trust in spelling grrr
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
This thread makes me and .
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 03:21 PM       
Put yourself into the mindset of "yeah they might be playing a joke on me, but I might get some as well..." It's better to be the but of a joke by women then to worry about if for years later...
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 04:11 PM       
I remember a time, not that long ago, when it used to be the opposite matter that was the issue at hand: "why DON'T girls like me?"

You sound as though you are having some insecurity issues about yourself (like most of us mind you). Try looking into what might have caused those issues in the first place (i.e. someone at some point in your life might have told you that you were ugly).
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
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Problem is I always think they're just being mean and trying to get a rise out of me. I'm overly cynical when it comes to girls and I'm somehow convinced they're all evil and want to make me cry.
You just need to give them a chance. Try to get to know them first.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:06 PM       
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(i.e. someone at some point in your life might have told you that you were ugly).
For about 3 years all my friends, and eventually myself, pretty much agreed I was the ugliest thing on legs. I guess I still haven't gotten over it yet, but I do know that I don't have acne anymore and my hair is much better when I make it go up. :/

Its all made me extremely vain as well. I'm obssessed with my body image and I get upset when I feel like I'm uglier one day then I was the day before.

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You just need to give them a chance. Try to get to know them first.
It rarely gets that far. I only get to know a girl if I have no interest in her. Otherwise I barely even speak around her. I have girl problems.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:14 PM       
"Say a girl I don't think likes me gets me a glass of water. My reponse: "FOOL! I refuse to drink this water without icecubes! Take it back immediately garcon! Chop chop!""

Yeah, that isn't funny in anyway. :/
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
All signs point to captain bubba being homosexual, including his picture!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:26 PM       
1. Its not funny. Its flirting. At least thats the way I always thought people flirted. Maybe you know a better way since you are know board-wide as the master of suave and lady know-how.

2. What the hell is wrong with you?

Noob: God, I wish. :/
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
You just need a pair of balls, and to get out of highschool. Everything changes then, for most..
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
Nothing changed for me. ASSHOLE!!!

LOL

Bubba, I know how it is. For years I was called ugly by the kids at school and I'm still to this day convinced that I am a troll who no girl would even consider getting close to. :/

If it's any consolation though, you're a good-looking guy.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:47 PM       
Proto, you are so hot.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
That doesn't count
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:56 PM       
Pfft, us italians don't need good looks.

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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:58 PM       
My friend once told me that if I wasn't her friend, she'd go out with me.

That made me really sad and then I got confused because that means that she would have to not like me anymore in order to like me, and that makes no sense.

So I asked her what the hell that was supposed to mean. And I sometimes make fun of her for it still, but it still makes me sad for some reason.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
"Everything changes then, for most.."

I actually said that, just for you proto It's Okay, I'm sure you'll find someone special someday, and you will live happily ever after and be in love and have children and shit.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:02 AM       
Proto you're so hot. I've been beating to that animated gif of your face, since the day I made it

You owe me 2 boxes of Kleenex
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:03 AM       
OKAY
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 08:24 AM       
Interesting. At a club once this girl said to me "Will you be my Radiator?" and before I could answer her hands disappeared up my T-shirt! So I kind of sat there, not knowing who this person was, her hands kind of on my chest. What the fuck am I supposed to say? Make polite conversation?

In the end she must have thought I was really dull, gay (or both) and after a couple of minutes said "Thanks" and I never saw her again!
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
you radiated TEH GAY

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