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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:08 PM       
Everyone wins because we are all HIGH ON LIFE. (But the true results say I win)

I wrote a poem for this board:

Hi
I am Fuzzbot
Today I had a message board fight with Evil Robot
It was sad ....NOT
So, in short, go rot
You are not clean, you smoke pot

I park in handicap spaces
While handicap people
Make handicap faces

We are in love
No matter our races!

So don't be so sad
This life is rad
Sometimes mad
But never that bad
Whuzzup lad'
OMG, Dad?
Best day I ever had
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
That poem was bad.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:20 PM       
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That poem was bad.
You hurt my feelings that poem fucking rhymed.

Here's another one for you, and if it's bad, it's not, because it can't be.

You have a heart made of gold
And a brain made of mold
Your soul, to the Devil, was sold
Your secrets, by your own boyfriend, were told
Your eyes, you fucking idiot, are cold
And this paper, that has your name on it, I will fold
I picked up a dictionary, there was no such word as "Nold"
Nold is a non-existant word I decided to put in bold.

With you, i play chess.
I like you
Even though in this thread, you made a mess
Your jeans are lovely ..."Levis?" I ask, no, you say, "Guess"
"Will you be my friend?" i ask, and you say ..."all signs point to.. YES!"

AChimp FOR PREZ.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
I'm wearing sweats.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:25 PM       
i knew that poem will make you sweat

ur so hot <3
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:32 PM       
Okay, that's it.

Best newbie ever.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
eh.. I've seen better.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
LESS FIGHTING, MORE ZANY HIJINKS



LIKE THIS:

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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 06:06 AM       
I attract lesbians and straight guys.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 10:21 AM       
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eh.. I've seen better.
I TRY SOO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTAR!!!1
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 11:14 AM       
Okay, you just ruined it.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 11:26 AM       
Is this a test? To see whether or not I really do love you? Is this a test? To see whether or not I care?

Well, I love you and I CARE. And you can trust me wheneva.

I love the way you're taking this relationship so far. It's MADNESS.

Say whatever you want, I will hold on to your heart.
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