Godammit I can't act normal to girls I like.

[BlueOatmeal]

I have a lot of friends that are girls, mostly because I've got a fairly large feminine side because men are pigs. I like talking to girls just as freinds becasue they have good advice and their easy to talk to. But when a girl likes me I get weird. I don't talk to them like I would a friend that is a girl. I guess since I don't get alot of girlfriend I censor myself so I won't scare them away and be all by myself with the ALS Angels for another night.


I'm so suck.

[KILLADEUCE]

HEhehe don't be too hard on youreself, i think everyone has the same probs when dealing with someone they like. Just be youreself

Off hand, IF you got all these Friends that are girls, Why not pass on a phone number or two hehehh (J/k) All my good friends have shitty girlfriends with stuckup friends, so i'm forced to do stupid shit, like ask that pretty girl at the gas station out on a date...

-Who laughs at my pitiful attempt to find a mate...

[Jeanette X]

Awww. I used to have the same problem with guys. Just be yourself, and try to relax. Flirt, but start slow, okay?
Hope that helped.

[BlueOatmeal]

KILLADEUCE and Jean thanks for the advice. The idea to pass on my number into the lady group never entered my mind. Maybe if I try hard and work at it maybe I can get them all in a privite chatroom and have one of those ffffffffffm cyber orgy thingy!

[The One and Only...]

Well, at least you have a chance. I, on the other hand, am a fat mofo.

[KILLADEUCE]

MAn i was pretty fat myself for about 4 years, i finally went out on w/ a girl on a blind date, and i was all the incentive i needed, I changed my diet and excersize everyday, i went from like a waistsize 40 to 36 in about 3 months...


My point above is that you can always change you're lifestyle if you have the will..


It feels pretty good although i still have problems finding a girl, it's mostly because i'm never in environments where girls hang out. I work long hours in a tech job got a long ass commute and i'm usually ired as fuck when i get home, not to mention having to excersize everyday...

I hate going to bars cause there is just way too much competition there... And all my friends are losers like me and either dont know girls, or the girls they do know are totally stuck up- very non apealing...

Any idea's? heheh

In terms of what jeanette said, she is right take things slow...I really rushed into this last one and i got hurt pretty bad... It's been about 6 weeks now and it's better but still sucks..

[FS]

SCREW GIRLS YOU DON'T LIKE.

CHRIST.

DO WE HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

KILLADEUCE and Jean thanks for the advice. The idea to pass on my number into the lady group never entered my mind. Maybe if I try hard and work at it maybe I can get them all in a privite chatroom and have one of those ffffffffffm cyber orgy thingy!

Why do I feel like I just caused a train wreck? :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Well, at least you have a chance. I, on the other hand, am a fat mofo.

You can remedy that, dude.

[Ninjavenom]

Girls are superior to guys 'cause they don't talk about the latest episode of the man show or the latest dick joke. Assuming it's not their boyfriend on the football team, i mean. Haha. Ow.

[BlueOatmeal]

All the guys talk about is their new Z498 Turbo Nitro Blaster or whatever the fuck is gonna be thrown in their honda civic or ford focus. And trying to set up drag races at thier monm's house.

[The_voice_of_reason]

If you want to get women the first thing you need to do is learn how to talk all sexy like "hey bitch, would you like me to inseminate you?" and then thrust your pelvis at her going "Unhhhhhhhhh unhhhhhhhhhhhh".

[Esuohlim]

Offer her a large variety of sweet-scented soaps and bathing sponges in the shape of fruits and she's yours.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Offer her a large variety of sweet-scented soaps and bathing sponges in the shape of fruits and she's yours.

Who wouldn't be swept of their feet by such a gesture?

[Mungus the Foon]

confidence.
go out to have a good time.
if you meet someone you would like to have sex with go for it.
also for some reason going out in drag almost guarantees getting a girl. not sure why (and certain men make unwanted advances).
finally, don't be afraid to be REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS.
i am with my current girlfriend because i said "would you like to have sex with me?"
it worked.
CONFIDENCE.

[jin]

Im with my current girlfriend becuause i said 'If you dont goto the park with me ill hunt you down and lock you in my garage. I swear.'

and you know what?

IT WORKED!

And i owe it all to Fungus the Moon and "CONFIDENCE"

[Mungus the Foon]

exactly

[BlueOatmeal]

It would be great if I could go back to kindergarten where all I had to do to get a girl is push her in the mud. OOOO memories!

[The_voice_of_reason]

knock her out.

[Perndog]

You have a large feminine side? You must be attracting all the lesbians then; straight girls aren't looking for feminine guys.

I vote for confidence, too. Confidence and casualness. Don't say or act like you really like a girl, act like you're doing her a favor by talking to her (and this can be done without being or seeming like an asshole, too). And set your standards so high that no female can intimidate you--that way, you'll never be shaken.

If all else fails, I say go ahead and push her in the mud. At the very least, it'll be funny.