The OAO advice thread.

[adept_ninja]

sure are. I posted that message to show all of you that I am not a nerd and that I make fun of people not the other way around

[sadie]

it must be opposite day, then.

[Zhukov]

Find someone you would actually enjoy being around, and try hard to not overdo it with lies and showing off.

[Perndog]

I'm feeling remarkably charitable. Be grateful.

Jack, in high school, "I like you" or "I have a crush on you" is something you let a girl know AFTER the first date or two. It works the other way around. A girl has a crush on a guy and maybe she gets him. Guys who have crushes on girls and let it show NEVER get them except out of pity. You just have to figure out how to make the girl you're secretly interested in start liking you before you let on (to ANYONE) that you're secretly interested.

The other good option (better, if you have enough opportunities) is to ask a girl out (will you go out with me sometime?, NOT will you have my children?) as soon as you meet her before there's any bullshit about friendship or who has a crush on whom or whatever. If you don't ever meet new girls, then you've got to do something about that too, but first things first, eh?

No matter how much you analyze a situation, no one else involved is going to care. It doesn't matter if you have "a nice personality" (which is a euphemism for "you're creepy" half the time) or if you demonstrate blazing intellect. It doesn't even really matter what you look like. As long as the girl involved is over 12 years old, all that matters is that the thought of you triggers that part of her brain that makes her panties wet. You will not ever convince someone to start liking you, and unless you have several years to change a situation, you are defined forever in the mind of any given female by the first strong impression you make. In all of the situations you've described, your first strong impression has obviously been "creepy nerd." Figure out how to change that to "sexy nerd" or better yet, drop the nerd part altogether, and they'll just fall into your lap.

[The One and Only...]

Thanks. That advice will come in handy with recent events.

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Thanks. That advice will come in handy with recent events.

Are you going to enlighten us?

[Legion]

Yes we would also like to know about your further misadventures in the relationship department Mr. OAO.

We have been reading through some of the old threads here, and we have to say while we do not understand your need to ask the advice of those who would only taunt your relationship failures, we are intrigued by your refusal to give up trying...

[Sojourn]

Perhaps Mr. OAO has an odd sense of self destructing humor. This behavior can only be counterproductive. Can you up the medication somewhat, Mr Only?

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Lotida

Are you going to enlighten us?

I did in the Frustrating thread. There are some freshman chicks that kinda like me, now. Of course, I think one of them might be... loose. In any case, I need the experience.

[Anonymous]

as long as you don't camp the girls' bathroom for spawns

[kellychaos]

He IS a persistent lil' cuss.

[Lotida]

I need an update!!!!!!!

[ziggytrix]

!!!

i think he quit (or got banned?) tho, so it prolly won't do you much good

[Lotida]

Who would ban OAO? He was the funniest dude on here!!

[ziggytrix]

There's a sort of unwritten rule that if you make an "I'm leaving" post that a mod may ban you to help you stick to that resolution... that's the only reason I can think of that he'd have been banned.

[AChimp]

Maybe it was for being an insufferable twit and a loser to boot.

[Lotida]

Look around here.......that can't be the reason! :/

[Anonymous]

I would never ban OAO, for the record

[Rongi]

you would however ban lotida in a heartbeat

[Anonymous]

No, we need a suitable mate for NOT Jixby Phillips or he'll get surly and not play with the others.

[Lotida]

Originally Posted by Rongi

you would however ban lotida in a heartbeat

Rongi, now that you've joined the black gang, and became part of Matt Harty's peeps, you'd think u'd be a little more nicer!

[Rongi]

you dont say

[Galvatron]

Do not date a Jehovah's witness unless you happen to be one or believe in something VERY close to it. I learned this one the hard way

[Lotida]

I agree. Going door to door on a first date is not too fun!!

[MLE]

i think that OAO needs to come back and update us on what he's been doing recently.