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Old Mar 16th, 2005, 09:44 PM        the St Patricks day thread
Happy St Patricks Day!

i plan to celebrate by making stew in a jaunty irish fashion
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Old Mar 16th, 2005, 09:48 PM       
I plan to celebrate by not drinking any Guiness as i dont like it much.
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Old Mar 16th, 2005, 10:18 PM       
i plan on doing the opposite, but for the same reason :X
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Old Mar 16th, 2005, 10:18 PM       
and i'm gonna drink a bunch of bushmills' black bush which i DO like
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 03:10 AM       
Going to drink is stupid. Drinking is the only true philosophy that I follow.

On this glorious day that is Saint Patrick's birthday where he freed the snakes.
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 05:11 AM       
yeah the worlds first ecological disaster, all the leprachauns died out because their primary source of food (snakes) had run out
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 08:54 AM       
green tea spiked with jim beam
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 12:22 PM       
Aye me fellow Irishmen, I shall head oft to the Brickyard, the Bar and Grill, and commence to be hammered.
Good Luck be fostered on ye of those with Celtish blood!
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 12:52 PM       
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where he freed the snakes.
that's only a myth.
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 01:12 PM       
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Good Luck be fostered on ye of those with Celtish blood!
That is the most authentic realisation of Irish speech and character I have ever witnessed.
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 01:48 PM       
i don't have to wear green! >:
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 08:44 PM       
I'm making corned beef and cabage, which is nearly done. And getting stoned, and eatting bisquits.
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 08:52 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 09:18 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 09:36 PM       
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Aye me fellow Irishmen, I shall head oft to the Brickyard, the Bar and Grill, and commence to be hammered.
Good Luck be fostered on ye of those with Celtish blood!
That is the most authentic realisation of Irish speech and character I have ever witnessed.
God, they way these morons act around here makes me hate the holiday...and the fucking Irish. Assholes wandering around wearing shamrocks and drinking warm green beer....
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Old Mar 17th, 2005, 09:52 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

Saint Patrick's Day was originally called Saints Alive Day. The holiday was originally created to celebrate those who had achieved Sainthood in the Catholic church, and passed away. It wasn't until after the Irish-English War that the holiday was changed to Saint Patrick's Day, when the Irish government renounced Catholicism. And then, it wasn't until 1967 - nearly 30 years later - that Saint Patrick's Day was officially recognized as the new official holiday name.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 01:22 AM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 02:02 AM       
i drank an irish car bomb
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 02:19 AM       
i've had one of those before, it wasn't actually too bad ;x
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 09:38 AM       
I was at a friend's party a few years back. Nobody there except me had ever tried the glorious drink that is the Irish Car Bomb. I was forced to demonstrate the proper method of drinking one about half a dozen times to various people. I pride myself on draining the entire glass every time. That coupled with the other drinks I had that evening made for a night of pukey fun!

And I had to work this St. Patty's Day and I'm going to demand holiday pay for it
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:02 AM       
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God, they way these morons act around here makes me hate the holiday...and the fucking Irish. Assholes wandering around wearing shamrocks and drinking warm green beer....
Only those of mixed irish decent do that. They need to show off for even the smallest drop of irish blood within them. (I do it also being only 1/16th Irish)

Pure Irish just raise a salute, and tip back a glass of perfectly normal colored beer. Well... that how it starts with the Irish guys/gals I know, and then things go crazy.
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 11:38 AM       
i am pure irish! or northern irish, one or the other.

i dont drink so i should probobly be banished or something
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 12:41 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2005, 01:29 PM       
i DIDNT eat corn beef and cabbage loloolololol
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i had corned beef and cabbage for dinner yesterday and breakfast today, my last name is Murphy
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