Agh...

[Jeanette X]

Why is it that I can find pentagrams and crosses in countless motifs all over the Internet, yet it is nearly impossible to find Jewish jewelery to suit my tastes? Alchemy Gothic sells about a thousand gorgeous, unusual pentacles and crosses, but I'll be damned if I can find ONE FUCKING PIECE OF JUDAICA IN IT THAT ISN'T DERIVED FROM FORGED MEDIEVAL PSEUDO-KABALLALISTIC TEXTS!

Is it just not fucking trendy enough to be Jewish or what?

[GADZOOKS]

My favorite soup is cream of brocoli.

[phnompehn]

Sounds like a good business oppurtunity. Jewish/Gothic jewelery.

Isn't it funny, none of the races or religions who have a reason to be depressed have their own gothic motif. Only rich white suburbanites. I heart america.

[Helm]

don't dress in that shit it's horrible

[Emu]

Just buy a black t-shirt and some red paint and draw one yourself.

[Jeanette X]

I did find one pendant I liked:



But it's awful lonely, being the single piece of "gothic" Jewish jewelery out there...

[Perndog]

Whatever happened to being traditional and getting a plain old Star of David? You know, Judaism, oldest monotheistic religion, six thousand years of rich heritage and all that? If I were a Jew I'd think wearing Goth/Jewish jewelry was like giving G-d the finger, saying "your symbol isn't good enough for me, it needs to be spiced up to fit my personal taste".

Of course, I'm not a Jew. So go ahead and do what you want.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Perndog

Whatever happened to being traditional and getting a plain old Star of David? You know, Judaism, oldest monotheistic religion, six thousand years of rich heritage and all that? If I were a Jew I'd think wearing Goth/Jewish jewelry was like giving G-d the finger, saying "your symbol isn't good enough for me, it needs to be spiced up to fit my personal taste".

Look, the symbol is fine. I'm not annoyed with Gd, I'm annoyed that it never occurred to any of these businesses that there could be a market for this kind of thing. I don't see how on Earth a little bit of variety here and there would offend Gd, for crying out loud.

[Sethomas]

Yeah! I've been looking for a scapular with Snoop Dog on it for years, and NOBODY has come to my avail! Seriously, what the fucking fuck?

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Yeah! I've been looking for a scapular with Snoop Dog on it for years, and NOBODY has come to my avail! Seriously, what the fucking fuck?

[DamnthatDavid]

Jewish Goth?
Sure, why not! I'm sure the KKK will also soon welcome blacks into it's fine organization.

The origins of the Goth look comes from the dark, and wicked looking art and architecture that had sprung up in Germany during the Medivial Times correct? Had much religious zeal, those Christians of the time. Wouldn't be suprised if they didn't hold a few Inquisitions of their own. Or putting to the torch people who had a few problems with a Mr. Christ back down the road somewhere. And thus, you see a lack of Jewish Gothic Art, clothes, and jewelery.
It's a major disappointment. I mean, who wouldn't want to wear a t-shirt saying somethings like this:

"Hey Iraq, don't make us release the Jews on you!
They Fucked up Jericho, they could do the same to you!"

Lame, yes, but I would still wear it.

[Jeanette X]

You stupid sack of shit. I was talking about the '80s goth subculture and the style that came from it, not medieval times.

You know, Pagans suffered a lot during that time, but everywhere you look, you see goths who are Wiccans.

What are you, fucking retarded?

[MrAdventure]

oy, i'm so farfalen, thinking of cutting my ex-girlfriend's name into my arm maybe.

"oh i liked her such a pretty face and healthy with a nice job to boot why didnt you ask her to marry you i swear youre always leaving things undone that you start"

would you drop it already don't you have to be somewhere?

"oh i'm sorry bubbalah i'm only your mother don't mind me i'll be in the corner dropping dead"

ma that's my schtick vhat do you think you're funny? i'm swearing to god ma, i've got a bit of pork right here that i'm going to end it all with, it's raw even

"if only your father.."

ma don't start i'm saying

"oh why do you keep on with the

you know what mother be in good health, i'm going to vern's so you can die in peace

"what a nice son i have, don't forget to take a sweater it's cold outside

ma you know i can't wear that thing it's ridiculous!

"what an awful thing to say to your mother's sister, she bled for that to keep your varm you know!

alright, alright, i'll wear the sveater just don't be surprised if it comes back dyed black

"you do and you're never using my computer to go online again and i mean it

mmmaaaa

"i mean it son

alright, i dont know when i'll be back

"six-thirty

vhat?

"six-thirty, you'll be back at six-thirty, your father gets home and he invited his boss over for dinner and i don't want you slumping all evening why don't you comb your hair too you got such a nice face when you comb it

ach all right all right i'm out of here (slam)

"don't slam that door at me

[DamnthatDavid]

You stupid sack of shit. I was talking about the '80s goth subculture and the style that came from it, not medieval times.
You know, Pagans suffered a lot during that time, but everywhere you look, you see goths who are Wiccans.

What are you, fucking retarded?

Struck a nerve?

Why did they call the Goth Look Goth?
Why give a social rebellious/outcast group with suicidal tendencies a name like Goth, Gothic?
Why are Goths named for the destroyers of the Roman Empire?
Why is it, stone cast roses, spikes, and Gargoyles, are dominate in Gothic Architecture, and the same thing is often seen in today's Gothic Scene?

[Big Papa Goat]

Because all goths are really just fundamentalist medieval german catholic barbarians?

[Sethomas]

I'm a purist in that to me, "gothic" as a garb style refers to plate armour manufactured in Southern Germany at the turn of the 16th century.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

Why did they call the Goth Look Goth?
Why give a social rebellious/outcast group with suicidal tendencies a name like Goth, Gothic?
Why are Goths named for the destroyers of the Roman Empire?
Why is it, stone cast roses, spikes, and Gargoyles, are dominate in Gothic Architecture, and the same thing is often seen in today's Gothic Scene?

Question:Why is Gothic architecture called "Gothic" when it really had nothing to do with the destroyers of the Roman Empire?

Answer: Gothic architure experienced a decline in popularity during the Baroque period. At this point in time, word "Gothic" meant barbaric, ugly, displeasing etc and the term got attached to the architechture. The orignal term for the style is "Ogive".

Question: Why do the things seen in Gothic architechture appear also in the Goth scene?

Answer: Because during the Romance period of the 19th and 20th centuries, a great deal of macabre and mysterious literature appeared. The term "Gothic" became associated with the spooky and ominious feel of this literature, because Gothic architechture is spooky and ominious.

Clear now?

[subterfuge]

Those Hasidic Jew Thugs in Snatch are so FUCKING GOTH!!!

http://www.nationallampoon.com/MoDst...rjew/crjew.asp