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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 12:12 PM        US Army is looking for a few adequate men, literacy optional
Three key changes in Army policy!

- Maximum serving age increased to 42
- Non-citizens may now serve to obtain a green card
- Physical requirements to pass basic training were lowered

But fags are still a no-no, they just outed and resigned one of their arabic translators.

I'm excited. Are you guys excited?

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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 09:39 PM       
Sounds about right.

Times they are a-changing.
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How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 09:44 PM        Re: US Army is looking for a few adequate men, literacy opti
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Non-citizens may now serve to obtain a green card
Wasn't this already in place? A guy I knew was doing this, and he wasn't a citizen (he also died in Baghdad unfortunately).

He was given citizenship posthumously.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 09:29 AM       
the standards are lowered because americans no longer feel the need to fulfill a mdoiducm of their patriotic duty.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 09:44 AM       
Or, maybe the standards are lowered because we are involved in a ludicrous, wasteful, arguably criminal war that lots of patriots would feel unpatriotic serving in.

We will never win this war on terror 'till our fighting fags are allowed express their patriotism through violence!
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