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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 09:21 PM       
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 09:37 PM       
D. People who's lives are honestly and truly not as cool as noob's.

I have no friend's to see the Hulk with. And there is no movie theater within a 2 hour drive to see it in. We don't have fazzoli's either. Or any Mr.Pib. We do have monsters that look through our window's though.
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 11:32 PM       
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Originally Posted by Orange Juice Bruce
This thread has a post list that consists of 3 responses...

A: Chuck Baxter telling us how boring his life is.. (understood)

B: People telling Chuck Baxter he is funny and sucking his cock.

C: And me, making fun of the people who suck his cock....but I guess to keep with the theme of this thread...

"Man, I wish MY life was as cool as YOURS is, Noob!"
*cough


And boy, you sure are doing a swell job of making fun of the people who suck his cock, you should go back to, um...*cough, sucking cock.
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Old Jun 21st, 2003, 11:37 PM       
Noob!
What did you do next...
my weekend sucks, First I have to wait for the next Strongbad E-mail,
Now I'm waiting for the next noob update (8:52 Pacific)
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 02:41 PM       
June 22, 1:55

Last night I hung out with a girl I met on the internet awhile ago. I thought we had a good time.. Then she told me she was dissapointed that I wasn't a crazy internet killer.

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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:11 PM       
Tuesday, July 29th 8:28

Uhh, today I bored Hobo Renee on the phone. I got back from Arkansas yesterday, it sucked.

I'm listening to ROCK LOBSTER COVER BY BOTCH
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:13 PM       
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I just bumped my diary, with a faux diary entry. It's still July 29th.

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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
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I now realize I don't need that comma in that last entry. I'd edit it, but I'd much rather write about it. And there's not even alot to write about.

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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
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Hey everybody, you're all fucked up! Have you been smoking pot?

Dun, duna, dun-nah.

That's how the loop goes. The bottom part, yeah, that's the bass. I've changed the song since then, though.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:26 PM       
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My friend's whining to me about how he was buying Fancy Feast at Walgreens, and saw some cute chicks but couldn't hit on them. He wanted to, though. He couldn't because he was buying fancy feast. Or something, I don't know, man.

I uploaded the loop.

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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 09:30 PM       
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Rogni is silly, he needs to copy and paste.

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Old Jul 31st, 2003, 04:28 AM       
this thread makes me miss the old i-mockery hijinks
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 06:23 AM       
I tell you... The old forum "Jumped the Shark" during the Mock-Wars threads, or was it when Jager and Proto adopted that asian girl and Carnivore got a monkey for a side-kick... No, it was when that fucking spin-off "Doppa loves -RoGgY-... that was fucking retarded.
Every once in a great while nick@nite will air the early episodes, you know the ones before Max Burbank was Jewish, Jixby was just an imaginary friend, & Hobo was played by a puppet...
You knew the show was doomed when they introduced Cousin Achimp ....
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Old Aug 3rd, 2003, 12:57 AM       
Yeah, but I'm glad that I don't have that hand up my ass anymore.
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:03 PM       
1:22 i just hit on a chick that was eating fancy feast in an alley
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
Does this thread say "TeRRaNuSER's diary"? I don't think it says "TeRRaNuSER's diary".
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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
4:04 i am now plotting the death of FS

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Old Aug 18th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
Retardation at its finest.
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Old Aug 19th, 2003, 01:22 AM       
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