I Cut My Hair

[Bod]

I am the first to notice? If he cut his own hair, who are this mysterious 'they' that put his hair in a ponytail to make into a wig?

Just call me Poirot

[Les Waste]

I just assumed that by "I cut my hair," he meant he went to a place that cuts hair and turns it into wigs for bald children.

Today my nose started bleeding for no reason. I think I lost a pint of blood through my nose just now.

[Cap'n Crunch]

My nose bled at night one time, and then when I woke up, half of my head was soaked in blood.

[Esuohlim]

Did you almost die?

[Generator86]

Sorry to be misleading when I said that "I" cut my hair. I meant that I went to a barber shop to get my hair butchered.

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with sending excess hair to try to give cancer-stricken kids a sense of self-worth by applying it to a wig so they don't get laughed at and picked on in school, even though everyone who knows them will know that they're wearing a wig, thus making them even bigger targets for the bullies and miscreants in their class.

Eh, fuck it. I stand by my decision.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did they give you the hair cut for free when you donated your hair?

[Generator86]

No. I still had to pay about $18 for it. Oh, well. Like I said, it was for a good cause, right? RIGHT?

Lawd have mercy, what have I done?

[The Unseen]

I dont use shampoo no matter what hairstyle i have

[UnDeath]

Ajax and motor oil. anything else is for failures.