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whoreable · #1

The perfect album is here!

This is what one amazon customer had to say about it:

I don't think there are enough words in the English language to describe how awesome this entire cd is. This is a musical masterpiece that makes Led Zeppelin and The Beatles look like Vanilla Ice by comparasion. I've heard from friends in Iraq that this album, with such patriotic dittys as "American Made" and "Hulk Rules" really got them through the war and reminded them about how great America is. I've even heard that the special ops team that rescued PFC Jessica Lynch had "Hulkster's in the House" blaring from the loudspeakers of the helicoptor they used when they were saving her from the Hospital of Doom. I can only imagine what those dirty, wart-infested Iraqis must have thought when they heart the awesome rapping power of Hulk Hogan coming at them... they knew that they were fighting for a lost cause. This album was great when it was first released 8 years ago, but in this day in age, with all the terror alerts and worldwide tension, it has taken on a whole new meaning. The song "Hulkster's in Heaven," originally written about a cancer patient who loved our lord and savior Terry Bollea, now makes me think about all the Hulkamaniacs who died on Sept. 11, 2001 when those dirty, stinky Iron Shiek lovers commited their acts of terror. And the song Beach Patrol... well, let's just say I've had several passion filled nights with my significant other while listening to that song. This is the greatest album ever in history and I expect Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when the time comes. Just brilliant!

I have to agree with him this album is genius.

God Bless America.

If you dont buy this album the terrorists have won.

Royal Tenenbaum · #2

I agree, tis very good.

Cap'n Crunch · #3

What did that asshole say about the Iron Shiek???
I'm all up for getting those wart-infested Iraqis, but how dare you say something about Iron Shiek.

Bastard.

Anonymous · #4

Yeah! Cause Roger likes the Iron Sheik! GRRRR >_<

whoreable · #5

With a track listing like this how can one go wrong?

1. Hulkster's in the House
2. American Made
3. Hulkster's Back
4. Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
5. Bad to the Bone
6. I Want To Be A Hulkamaniac
7. Beach Patrol
8. Hulk's The One
9. Hulkster in Heaven
10. Hulk Rules

So many hits in there I just cant choose my favorite yet.

whoreable · #6

I have decided. the standout track is definetly Hulkster In Heaven.

"The world just lost another hulkamaniac, I wish hulk's love could bring you back again."

This track must be heard to be believed. Highly recommended.

Royal Tenenbaum · #7

Yeah, it's insane. Plus Hulk actually sings. I think "Beach Patrol" is probably the greatest rap song ever, including several "Whoop, there it is"s to boot.

Psycho Squid · #8

One of my friends gave this album last year for my birthday. I was both shocked and awed at what I was listening to. I seriously want "Hulkster In Heaven" to be played at my funeral.