Does anyone like Extreme Metal here?

[The One and Only...]

So far, I think I'm the only one.

To define Extreme Metal, I mean Black Metal, Death Metal, and Grindcore.

And I pray that you don't think Slipknot is any one of those. Because let me tell you something: SLIPKNOT IS UTTER AND COMPLETE NU-METAL CRAP!!!

Oh, and incase you don't know what I'm talking about, here's a link to some good music. So turn up your speakers. Midnight Mortician by Haemorhhage.

So, enlighten me. Any other truly heavy metalheads out there?

[Generator86]

Here's a novel idea. Why don't you look under the fucking Metal thread?

Asshole.

[The One and Only...]

Whiney bitch. I didn't see it until after I posted. But don't worry; I'll still find my way over here and hack about MTV a couple times.

[UnDeath]

wow, you missed it? the link to this is on the same damn page, you fucking lazy hippy.

[The One and Only...]

Wow. Not only did you guess what I am doing right now (fucking), but also what I am (lazy hippo). Very good job.

And yes, I didn't scroll down the entire page. Oh well, if I could delete the thread, I would.

[UnDeath]

hippie.

[The One and Only...]

Tree-hugger vegan ska fan of anarchy poser.

[UnDeath]

lying hippie.

[The One and Only...]

Lying Tree-hugger vegan ska fan of anarchy poser.

[whoreable]

You two make a cute couple.

[UnDeath]

[The One and Only...]

We do?

*Winks at UnDeath... while holding a something large and sharp behind his back...*

[UnDeath]

*winks back, then just kinda stands there*

[The_voice_of_reason]

Why in gods name do you call these types of metal Extreme Metal. Anything with the word "extreme" in front of it is stupid ie. Extreme sports.

Having you put "extreme" in front of metal hurts all metal.

[UnDeath]

better than Xtreme, or eXtreme. Still bad, mind you, but the less of the 3 craptacularials.

[The One and Only...]

Would you rather me do the hardcore thing? xxxMETALxxx

Or would it be the \m/ thing? \m/METAL\m/

Put simply, there is nothing better to stick there.

[UnDeath]

you coulda just said metal, then given examples in your post. Or looked throught the entire forum to see if there wasnt a metal forum, or perhaps, an older thread. Just my 2 cents.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

My favorite metal band is Cyndi Lauper.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

My favorite part of the thread was this:
"Hi, I'm The One and Only..., and I think I'm cool because I listen to shitty music, and that am I the only one that does it. Oh wait, other people listen to that shit too, which makes me likely to have gay sex with them."

[Grazzt]

Nope, nobody does. Didn't you notice the metal mockery page?

[The One and Only...]

Didn't you notice that I said a thousand times (I'm talking figuratively, here) I hadn't?

As for Royal Asstick, my favorite part was when you said, "Hello, I'm Royal Asstick and have no fucking clue what I'm talking about and am making quotes that this guy never said."

[Blackjack]

I like Avil Livirgne. I think she's HOT. She's real metal, right? \m/

[DecapitatedHate]

Originally Posted by Blackjack

I like Avil Livirgne. I think she's HOT. She's real metal, right? \m/

This man knows his stuff!

[Jeanette X]

You must have been blind not to have seen the Metal Mockery board.
It looks like the metal forum has found it's Vince.

[Geggy]

I listen to a lot of grindcore and thrash like godflesh, napalm death, cianide, etc. I just don't see what's the point of calling yourself a metalhead. don't you listen to any other kind of music or do you listen to just metal? Oh wait. I got it, you've got a plate in your head, don't you? That explains what a big joke that you truly are.