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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:28 PM        Ring in the new year.
Well its time to start writting 2004 on stuff now.
I think its wierd another year has roled around already.
I think its funny how long a human life is. Its a blink of the galaxys eye.
Soon this planet and all of us will be dead and gone.
I think its funny.
Doom is upon us. There is a black hole in the milky way galaxy.
It has drawn in a few stars around it scientists say.
I speculate in the year 5000 or around that time the earth will be absorbed by it.
But probablly by that time we will have moved to a diffrent galaxy or dimension.
Oh well ill be dead and gone so why do I care.
Just thought id psot this cause I have nothing better to do. :)
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:31 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 07:52 PM       
I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 09:23 PM       
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I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 09:38 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2004, 10:14 PM       
I like his avatar though, he really looks off topic
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 07:03 AM       
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I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 07:40 AM       
i'm thinking that in the year 5000, i'll be dead.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 09:42 AM       
Off-topic man sucks pretty bad, but I do like his avatar. Which is more than I can say for you, Mister X.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 10:00 AM       
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 07:47 PM       
DOES ANYBDOY HERE THINK WHAT IF THE MATRIX WAS REAL OR WHAT IF THE MATRIX COULD REALLY HAPPEN
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 08:38 PM       
OMG WHAT IF WERE REALLY IN THE MATRIX NOW

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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 09:55 PM       
If we really are in the Matrix, the Machine's best defense would be allow us to make a movie about it!!!
I mean, if someone DOES discover a way out, and start blabbering about it, people will just call him crazy, and then tell him to stop watching the Matrix movies!
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 10:01 PM       
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There is a black hole in the milky way galaxy.
It has drawn in a few stars around it scientists say.
I speculate in the year 5000 or around that time the earth will be absorbed by it.
Bullshit. Black holes only absorb substances that pass their event horizon. They don't suck in random particles like that.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:38 AM       
What if the movie Event Horizon really happened!?!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:42 AM       
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 12:48 AM       
What the hell does that sentence mean?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 01:01 AM       
What if the movie Clerks REALLY HAPPENED, and there are really rude people like that out there in New Jersey
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Old Jan 3rd, 2004, 01:09 AM       
*Gasp*

What if Godzilla was real?! And Japan is destroyed!
And Sony is based in Canada! And All Canadian's support the MATRIX?!?!
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