MAX BURBANK

[Lady Ice]

Sex god or just an underappreciated could be porn star?

how are ya, Maxie?!

and anyone else I've talked to. stop in and say hey.

[Anonymous]

What brings you from the annals of Yu-Gi-Oh-induced angst?

[Lady Ice]

Playin with a friend!

that and every now and then I do like to stop in and check on Max.

I kinda like the little bugger.

[mburbank]

I'm an appealing guy. I'm well, I got hired to write a play for the Einstein Exhibit that's coming to the museum. It's the most I've ever been paid for a writting gig, so I'm happy.

My favorite I-mockery punching bag, Vinth, has left us, which makes me sad. If you ever need amusement, seek out two threads in the I-mock politics forum, one called Catholic Samuria and one called something along the lines of Vince: A man who speaks in intelligent phrases. Thewre in I collected several hundred quotes from my very own Elephant Man of the internet. I don't think I will ever encounter a greater piece of found comedy.

Beyond that, the girls are well. Theo got a guitar from Santa so I'm sure I have years of barefoot sensitivity to look forward to. Cordy recently told me she is "The Line Leader of Everything" and composed a song called "The Twelve Days of Poop."

[Lady Ice]

LMAO @ your kids

they are neat little people sometimes, I suppose.

My rugrats are going well, too. Can't believe how big they're getting. Amanda is a first grader. Quent will be 2 in April. He's talking up a storm!! Of course, his favorite word is "no", even if it's something he wants.

"hey quentin, want ice cream for dinner?"

"no"

Of course, he has figured out how to incessantly pester his sister, which is acutally quite amusing.

That's cool as hell about your latest writing gig. I have a new job; no longer simply answering phones. I'm an Executive Assistant! <smile with gleam and that sparkle noise> It's not a bad job to start with here, so I'm not complaining.

I'll check around. I'm busy down in Mock Wars being my friendly, lovable self. :D

[Matt Harty]

<hugs>