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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 12:49 AM        Masturbating in the living room....
Always check to see if someone is there. I started fapping and then heard this snore. It was my mom sleeping on the couch. Scared the fuck out of me.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:19 AM       
That's not an issue for me, my penis doesn't make birdcalls.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:28 AM       
Good, that'd be freaky.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:29 AM       
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:31 AM       
Take pictures.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:32 AM       
I'm done explaining myself :/
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:45 AM       
What exactly are you doing to make that noise.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 01:49 AM       
His penis is making birdcalls.
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Old Dec 31st, 2003, 02:19 AM       
One time I jerked off in my bedroom, while my friend Eddie was over for a sleep over

I was out of tissues and had to roll out of bed and wipe my dick on a san jose sharks pillow. I threw the pillow away in the morning.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 01:26 AM       
Was he sleeping on it?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:17 AM       
One time I was sleeping in my bed while this guy Brett that I barely knew was leaning against my bed masturbating to a Jerry Springer Too Hot for TV tape. He was real surprised when I asked him why he was doing it.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:19 AM       
Why do people masturbate?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2004, 02:23 PM       
do vegans eat eggs?

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Old Jan 4th, 2004, 09:15 AM       
No and there only allowed soy milk.
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 09:18 PM       
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Why do people masturbate?
Because they're too lazy to suck their own dicks.
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 09:54 PM       
YEAH 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT MASTURBATING AT ALL WTG.
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Old Jan 10th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
I must say that wanking off is a privlege, not a right. I'ts self explanatory as to why .
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