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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 07:36 PM        In desparate need of help...
What chance does a 17 year old male who collects old 80's toys, still lives with parents, and hangs out on these forums have of getting laid, or at least get a straight girlfriend.

If chances are slim, can you give me some pointers?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
There's always ugly girls.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
I dunno, Mockerys wife is pretty hot. But from the looks of it, he has his own place.

Looks like you're outta luck fella.
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 08:54 PM       
WHy would it be odd if you lived at home if your only 17?
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
oh, gee, could it be that because he is an fucking idiot?
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 12:53 AM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:36 AM       
Theres always rhohypnol.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 01:47 PM       
What I meant was I live off my parents. I have no job.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 01:52 PM       
Eh, at your age, you can still get a girl. Just one that's in the same position as you are. Couldn't get a college girl, I am sure. But another high school girl, Yeah
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 02:58 PM       
actually, I've had a few girlfriends, yet all of them turned lez... It sucks ass.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:14 PM       
You must have some power over them, then :/
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:29 PM       
yeah... I affectionattely dub it "The spatula effect"
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 03:35 PM       
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actually, I've had a few girlfriends, yet all of them turned lez... It sucks ass.
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There's nothing I can say that would make that comment any funnier
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 05:56 PM       
You obvliously must be repulsive, get less repulsive. Girls don't like repulsive.
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Old Jan 13th, 2004, 06:05 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 07:28 AM       
Alright Rongi... u suck.

Anyways, anyone else have some advice to give? any is appreciated.
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
That reminded me of that clerks episode
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 10:13 PM       
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