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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 02:12 PM        Paul WS Anderson to write and direct Castlevania.
And the only two people who are excited by this news are Rog and Protoclown.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 02:17 PM       
wow, really?

rog and proto liked mortal kombat?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 03:56 PM       
At least it's not Uwe Boll. Then there'd be a scene with a bunch of lesbian skeletons or something.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:19 PM       
UWE BOLL SUCKS AT LIFE, AM I RIGHT GUYS LOL!?
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 06:47 PM       
Fuck...why? I mean really. Why the fuck would you put a consistenly shitty director for these movies? A CV movie could be soooooo fucking awesome but of course they have to put the guy who fucked up AVP behind it
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 07:37 PM       
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wow, really?

rog and proto liked mortal kombat?
Here's the general rule of Andersonology.

Anderson = Director = OK movie
Anderson = Writer = Pure Shit


Anderson directed; Soldier, Event Horizon, Mortal Kombat
Aderson wrote; Resident Evil, RE2: Apocalypse, Alien vs Predator

He really is a competent director, but his scripts are some of the worst you will ever see put into a movie.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 07:41 PM       
there is nothing ok about the guy. soldier? i mean give me a fucking break, anyone that can make a movie with kurt russell and michael chikilus suck that bad is not ok.

i bet sports will see it at least
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 08:28 PM       
Event Horizon was good, I liked that movie. I hope they make Castlevania a dark movie, and not just a shitty bullet time action film.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 09:27 PM       
I personally do not want to see a Castlevania movie. I love the games too much to let them be bastardized. There's no way a movie could possibly portray what makes the games rock.
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 01:44 AM       
NO ONE can make this movie good. By making this, they are pissing on my childhood. Why not go ahead and make a Super Mario RPG movie, just to finish me off?
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 12:24 PM       
Im suprised we havent seen a zelda movie yet. I hope it never happens though.
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 12:53 PM       
They should have gotten Paul Thomas Anderson. It could have been a sweet, 3-hour long vampire epic with Belmont snorting coke and becoming a porn star/pudding collector.
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 02:42 PM       
watch van helsing instead (if there is nothing better to watch)
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 08:27 PM       
Why don't they just take the script from a good movie and adjust it so that it has people from the video games? However awful it may turn out, it would be way better than something 'original'. They can use the script for Raiders of the Lost Ark for Castlevania.

Indiana Jones = Whatever member of the Belmont family

The Nazis = Skeletons!

The Ark = The cross you pick up that makes all enemies on the screen die

Oh the possibilities :/
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 09:42 PM       
that actually works
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Old Nov 4th, 2005, 09:54 PM       
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Im suprised we havent seen a zelda movie yet. I hope it never happens though.
The cartoon is all we need.

PS Yeah I know I already posted these, but they are awesome so go and watch them again you jerk
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