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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:31 PM        Asshole. The hole in one's ass.
Hey everybody. I've been checking out these forums and thought it was time to join. For some reason, at the moment, I'm at a loss for words. Trust me, that doesn't happen often.

Anyway, I look forward to meeting everyone.

-V.

EDIT: So I didn't read the guidelines for posting first. You're all going to give me a hard time and flame me and blah blah blah what the fuck ever. Shit happens, right? Flame away. I'm wearing my fireproof underwear.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:32 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:41 PM       
Not a good start, Dracula.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
Not a good start, huh? They say you only have one shot at a first impression. By definition that has to be true so "they" are idiots.

Drag me down into your madness. I look forward to it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:55 PM       
Psst! Third thread down from the top. That's all I'm saying. You have your own rope now.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 04:58 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:06 PM       
Okay.......

So there's a thread for getting to know each other. There's no thread in regards to new visitors to the site. Are the moderators Nazi's or something? BFD...I missed that thread.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
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Edit: The title of this thread just got owned so hard.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:14 PM       
I changed the title of the thread myself. So it's not near as funny as you think.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Ever seen a rippled nipple?
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:25 PM       
I can't say that I have, but I can't say that I haven't. That information may or may not be classified. I, in fact, may or may not be posting this. I'm not at liberty to discuss it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:28 PM       
Ever seen a guy bite another guys nipple off? I'm not talking about gentle nibbling. I'm talking about biting a guts nipple off the way Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfields ear.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:30 PM       
I definitely have not seen that before, but I bet it would hurt like a mother fucker. Got some video of itor something? Banned from television stuff?
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:31 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:32 PM       
LOOKS LIKE SUCK 'N FUCK FINALLY FOUND HIS FIRST AND POSSIBLY LAST FRIEND ON THE BOARDS.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:33 PM       
No, I don't have a video, nor have I ever seen that happen. That would be freaky as shit.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:34 PM       
Never rule out the power of having a friend that is insane. They will bite someone's nipple off for you....

That would be some crazy shit to see. I want to see some of the shit they do in the movies...the action stuff..done for real to see the difference. I'm sure it's not nearly as exciting.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:36 PM       
I want to have freaky sex with a guy's nipple.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
Uhh...yeah...m'kay.

Umm, we can't be friends....
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
so we'll be more than friends when I have freaky sex with your nipples?
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
Welcome to the board.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 07:00 PM       
Shit happens? So this thread is an accident? It's an accident that you've just started a "hi i'm new" thread? Whatever, moron.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 07:17 PM       
Hey Jason, thanks.

Suck, you do suck. Go hump someone else's nipple

Mike, kiss a fat baby's ass.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
Yo! Wazzup, new guy? Welcome to I-Mockery! A word of adbice. Stay away from Hickman, Emu, Matt Hardy and Capn' Crunch. They're the nastiest most evil guys here. You have been warned. Hope you'll like being an I-Mocker. By the way, there's a funny site www.joecartoon.com. Under New Stuff, there's a movie called Joe Momma and Goanna Humpah. Watch em', they're HILARIOUS.
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Old Jan 9th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
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Yo! Wazzup, new guy? Welcome to I-Mockery! A word of adbice. Stay away from Hickman, Emu, Matt Hardy and Capn' Crunch. They're the nastiest most evil guys here. You have been warned. Hope you'll like being an I-Mocker. By the way, there's a funny site www.joecartoon.com. Under New Stuff, there's a movie called Joe Momma and Goanna Humpah. Watch em', they're HILARIOUS.
A proper introduction....I think a miracle has taken place.

Well don't look to have fun here Vlad..its mostly just a contest to see who can be the most sarcastic and who can be the biggest asshole..
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