Reminisce about I-Mockery!

[ArrowX]

I miss pillowfight and Hobo Renee

[The Damp Moose]

I remember when I first started posting here I had a giant queer crush on Milhouse because I found his site somehow and then I found I-mock and I was like "OH MY GOD I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO OWNING ESUOHLIM'S SOUL!"

But now he sort of stopped writing stuff (as far as I know) and my love for him has dramatically declined.

Also, I remember Chojin hating me and then I talked to him on AIM a couple of times and he was actually an O.K guy. But he still hates me. That dick

[Esuohlim]

I've often thought about starting up a new site. I'd have to be extremely motivated to write stuff for it though, because I'd actually get a real domain this time and that means PAYING for hosting

[thebiggameover]

i remember jixby used a thread out of love line to make fun of me in the photoshop board. fuck that was like allmost 2 years ago. at first i was all "thats so fucked up". and then i was all "but thats really fucking funny"....


no i will not tell you what threads they were....

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by timrpgland

I remember I snuck in the back way of the I-Mockery via the gaming forum on ezboard and have been there ever since.

I remember people asking me for metal slug roms all day long

Yeah, I snuck in the same way...and you OFFERED to give me metal slug roms

Also, like Ihach, I remember the mockery brood war matches...It was just really fun making secret alliances and nuking people's bases from the inside

Oh, and I remember one time a whhhiiiillleee ago when my best friend wanted to register here, and I knew what would happen when he made a "hi, I'm new" thread but I figured it'd be funny. He got ridiculed, hasn't touched his account since, and makes fun of me for being a "forum fag" whenever I laugh about his nerdy little runescape teamspeak things.

[george]

i remember:

i found i-mockery while looking for south park stuff, and roger at the time had something on the site about how much he hated south park. i read every article like a thousand times, then tried to submit one that was funny, but not very good (at least i thought it was funny). i was very kindly rejected by roger (something that would become pretty commonplace). i decided to check out the message boards to see if i could get a better idea of what was considered funny around here, and learned i had no idea of just how lame i really was.

9/11 happened about a month after i got here, and i sort of avoided the prolonged hatred most newbies get. disturbingly, i had been writing an article about how certain ailments involving my ass were causing horrific violence around the world (the israelies had shot a missile into some hamas leaders apartment, and along with killing the hamas guy they had killed a bunch of women and children) the final line of the not so funny piece had been "if a bunch of kids get killed when i get a prostate exam, what the hell is going to happen when i go for a colononscopy this morning?"
i had finished writing it on the bus on the way to work, when i got to the front of my building, somone said "the pentagon has been attacked!" i got online, and stayed online here at i-mockery until the company realized all i was doing was posting on i-mockery.

i went to cleveland with Jager and Proto, met the girl i will always be in love with (glowbelly), met buffalo tom, dr boogie, spaddowsky, dole, and nealry got us all laid by a bunch of strippers who wanted us to go home with them and party, and related how i had gotten high and wandered around food lion with my dick out.

i had two parties that could not have turned out different. the first was so awsomely fun (i believe it was the first time chojin got drunk), and the second i believe i ended up boring doopa, roger, and military messiah half to death .

i bought a painting from doopa for my whore ex wife, it was beautiful, and am still convinced doopa is an artistic talent that has yet to get the recognition she deserves.

i got the bright idea for the mock wars, completely fucked up the planning for it, then beat jixby because he quit paying attention during our fight.

i wrote a few things for achimp, argued with chojin a LOT (chojin is a passionate guy, if nothing else).

i created THE AMAZING RANDO, and i still feel it was my greatest i-mockery related venture. in my heart i liked to believe that i pissed max burbank off completely with that character.

there was the i-mockery prom, pirate day (which i was not a part of, but i still think about), and about a thousand threads where i would post pictures with comments that only amused me.

and emma.

jeeze, i know there is like tons more stuff, like how gay i am for jixby, mr. fart, throat wobbler, max burbank.

drugs ruin your memory kids, keep that in mind.

[Chojin]

george you should throw a 3rd party :< i could dj for it!

I don't remember arguing with you about anything, but then again I don't remember a whole lot. your party was the first 'mockmeet' i attended, and it was before the New York one, which I think you didn't go to. I didn't go to the first mockmeet at Glowbelly's house because I was still an internet villain (to the point where Glow picking me up for your party was a surprise to a lot of people and she told them that if I was gonna be a shit that she'd dump me off at the curb). Then at your party I remember meeting Mew and introducing your kids to Halo and spending the majority of the weekend posting on I-Mockery (vets4life), but yeah my first drink was your jello shooters although I maintain that I did not get drunk that night ;< My first drunkedness happened weeks later at this rich girl's house whereupon I got really, really sick and didn't drink for another year after that.

Then there was the 2002 mockmeet in NYC where we all shacked up into one tiny-ass hotel room and one inordinately-large hotel room (cherry and her two escorts got the big one). We saw Burbank perform live at this communist-themed comedy club, visited around NYC, walked around parks, ate at The World (featuring MY SACRIFICE). I was upset because Lenore promised to see me there and she didn't (MY SACRIFICE). Everyone was cool and everyone was buddies from then on except apparently me and Carnivore because he decided to start taking me seriously from then on. I also remember flipping out at Re online after that because she made a comment about wanting to break my camera (I did take 1000s of pictures :<).

Then you had your 2nd party and lots more people were there and I played Master of Puppets on your wife's guitar and vividly remember this drunk hick bursting into the room with an air of EMERGENCY and getting on the drums. It was like OH SHIT KLAXXON KLAXXON JAM SESSION. Then I went to sleep and glowbelly came in the room, got naked, and slept in your daughter's bed.

I think at some point after that I went up to that injun town in NY where Lenore lived and hung out with her for about 8 hours total that weekend, when she wasn't blowing me off. Shortly after that, I decided to have internet crushes on all the women on the board which was especially ironic because that sort of shit is why I had originally left the boards for a year in 99. And is probably why a lot of them aren't around anymore today.

Which reminds me, I re-arrived back at the original Mock Wars you had started which was totally in 2000 so don't give me that signed up before 9/11 crap ;< I got to the semifinals with a staggeringly unremarkable performance and got beaten by burbank by 1 vote. I continued being disliked for my attitude and liked for being a funny jerk until the first half of that started to disappear as people got more used to me.

AS TO HOW I FIRST GOT HERE

My friend james was searching altavista for 'BOB SAGET HATE PAGE' and found Winky the Magic Dogmuled Haircatcher's sXe/vegan/whatever HATE Page, which featured a big picture of Bob Saget with the caption "This man loves straight edge, need I say more?" or something to that effect. We loved the page and somewhere in 96-98 I emailed this winky guy and offered to help find him new pictures for the site. I did (you can still see where rog gives credit on those pages, though I don't remember my old psuedonyms and email address) and bought his albums when they came out. One day he opened up a forum which was this really shitty message tree system where you could only view one post at a time. We only had about 4 regulars at first, but there were tons of angry scenesters that would blow through, to the point where those forums got 'taken over' for a good month or so and used as a sXe community site. Eventually enough regulars got together and beat back the unwashed masses, shortly after which i-mockery was started and all the geocities sites were banded together, and the new i-mockery forums were created on ezboard. Everyone was afraid to venture out of the Winky subforum on the ezboard at first, even though we had a new 'general blabber' forum, and you can see some of the first posts back in that section (http://go.ezboard.com/bimockery).

That timeline jumped around more than Pulp Fiction. :< Okay, maybe I do remember a whole lot, just not really anything after 2002.

[timrpgland]

Yeah, I snuck in the same way...and you OFFERED to give me metal slug roms

Once again, I'm not referring to you. You remember the thread. I got stuff from every 1 post user around.

[george]

chojin, i swear i got here just before 9/11, maybe in august or a little earlier.

i would have another get together but i now live with my parents .

we never really argued about anything between us, you were usually upset about stuff, i would try to calm you down, and then you would tell me how much i sucked.

i can credit you with a few things:

1. my love for Halo, and the fact that i can trump nerds with the fact that it was originally called marathon and had a very deep story line.

2. Zoe's (and mine) for anime that is not yugio or that pokemon bullshit. this i appreciate more than i can tell you. it gives me and her something we really can relate to each other with.

on that subject, you would be amazed at how quickly she has stopped being a little girl. she is so damn good looking it horrifies me. she has magenta hair right now, and will prolly get her eyebrow pierced sometime soon. she is so cool it kills me, she wants to go to japan to live (she is currently learning japanese so she can read manga in it's original form)

this site has just given so much. sniff.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by george

chojin, i swear i got here just before 9/11, maybe in august or a little earlier.

well, huh. how long were you around before you took up the 'broverg' name? cuz this seems to back up your version of history.

http://pub175.ezboard.com/ubroverg.s...le?language=EN

I find that very confusing since I thought I wandered in before 9/11/01. And I distinctly recall waking up to an AIM chat consisting of 50 or so lines of verbal abuse, having left AIM on overnight after my first post, and I know you'd been around less than a year at that point.

[Protoclown]

Dole, of course I remember the shit. Of course I do.

And I don't even recall who this Dirksen guy is, so I can't imagine why I would have hated him. Unless he was a wanker. That'd be an easy one to solve then.

[glowbelly]

it wasn't long at all cause i named him broverg. i had negative connotations with the name 'george' so i insisted he change it and he did.

yup.

i don't remember much of anything because i was always drunk.

--and this is where i go on to contradict myself--

i remember hatin on alithium when i first arrived and upright citizen tellin me to shut up a bunch of times. i told dole to shove his compliments up his ass. sspadowsky asked me to settle down and i did. punsquai happened. on drunk night i posted a pic of myself nekkid and i think bsx still has that. emma freaked out about it which is kinda ironic now seeing she was/is a suicide girl. i crushed hard on jaeger. i met proto, jaeger and military messiah first. then the rest followed. dole was my boyfriend for awhile there. uhhhhhhhhhh, parties at george's were fun. chojin asked me if he could swear in front of me the first time i met him. he doesn't remember this, but he did...unless i was drunk again, but i don't think so because i had been driving for quite some time without stopping for beer. oh yeah and he made me buy a pizza that we ate in a parking lot. i bought an air freshener with a baby on it dressed up like a cowboy that is still hanging in my car.

jixby and i had a love affair with crimes.

i told roonting that i hoped his aunt died of cancer. then we became best buds. then there was a fight that involved agent burdock and protoclown and i haven't seen roonting since. except when he was groinnot and then groin and then i thought rongi was groin because of the whole same letters in the name thing but i asked him and he said no.

i yelled at mcclain a lot when he first got here for posting crappy stories.

wow. i remembered more than i thought i would. i have no in what order this all happened, though.

[AChimp]

It is quite possible that i have more I-Mockery posts than anyone else.

15700 + 7000 = 22700 :O

[glowbelly]

oh holy fuck how can i forget chicago?

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by timrpgland

Once again, I'm not referring to you. You remember the thread. I got stuff from every 1 post user around.

Yeah, definitely remember that...I also remember the gaming section being cooler for some reason

Ohhh and the reason we got along was cause my avatar was from metal slug 3, I think.

[camacazio]

I like reading this thread.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I remember a lot of real deaths and C drive getting along with yall


and I really liked looking at posts by captain crunch :/

[ArrowX]

The Triad Brothers

[Supafly345]

They weren't really memorable. And they never posted.

[doopa]

thanks george. sorry about your wife :/


I remember learning how to do the html with Rog and that we made some funny sites on geoshitties. Then one day Rog decides to get off geoshitties and give his site it's own domain. I remember him having trouble thinking of a name, and then finally he asked me what I think of the name i-mockery but I don't remember what I said. I do remember that I never saw him again but I heard him typing all the time

[Black Flag]

i remember when the board was still on ezboard, me and noob bumped every thread on the last page til the front

then after things switched over i think somebody else did it again but it wasn't nearly as exciting

[executioneer]

that was me

[Jeff The Ninja]

I remember how I first found this site. It was back when Domokun's Angry Smashfest was released and I decided to check out the sites of the people who made it.

I also remember that the first minimock i read was Riki-Oh The story of Ricky by Dr Boogie. Too bad I put my Forum membership on the backburner for so long because I probably wouldnt be so confused about who Bape is had I joined sooner.


And isnt Bape a moderator (former) who used to instill fear and bannings on a frequent basis and had a Swinging Monkey Avatar.

[Emu]

You don't know from bape

[Skulhedface]

I remember I was one of those guys who found I-Mockery through the ROM hack reviews, and I went and worked my way back from there reading all the old articles. After awhile I saw all the links to "COME DISCUSS THIS ON OUR FORUMS!" and clicked the link and that was that.

I remember that since this was my first message board I came across as obnoxious until I got lectured about my obnoxiousness, along with some other relative noobs, by Chojin and to a lesser extent Jixby.

There was also the "Skulhedface Sucks" era, the "Spadowsky thinks the pics I posted on the PYPH thread make me look like the singer from Chevelle" era, and uh...

That's about it, actually. Other than that I mostly just post at random in GB, the Movies forum or the Gaming forum.