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Imadjinn · #1

Have you ever been gunged/slimed?

I just spent 8 quid on 8 litres of the stuff to use for Halloween. I'm gonna have a game where the loser gets the lot dumped on him or her from a high altitude!

Or maybe I should share it amongst everyone?

Anyway, I just hope that this stays on topic for at least the 1st 3 posts.

eggyolk · #2

How about those Red Sox?

Lotida · #3

Kinky sex game?

MetalMilitia · #4

It wouldn't really be fun without Dave Benson Philips making witty remarks and asking questions.

GADZOOKS · #5

What do you think of that marshfield kid, what a wacko.

Terra · #6

Say, I lowered my cholesterol!

(Again)

Imadjinn · #7

Thank you MetalMilitia for being the only one to be on topic.

As for the rest of you... Oh what the Hell, I expected it.

DamnthatDavid · #8

No you didn't, your hopes and dreams have been crushed into dust.

kahljorn · #9

What did I tell you about trying to fit in djinn, as a spokesperson for this board i have to say i am very disappointed in the giant pussy you have for a brain. I just want to crack your head open like an egg and fuck you! But im scared the pussy has wings and would fly away, and things like that have to be kept in containment! It's like a seed for some kind of man hating/slaying Goddess, and all it has to do is escape it's prison within your head and find some salty sea to germinate in. BUT LUCKILY TEN SUPER HEROS CONTAINED IT WITHIN YOUR HEAD. You're a special kitty, has anyone ever told you that before?

Imadjinn · #10

What the fuck is your problem kahljorn?

Did you just decide one day to pick some randomn guy out and lay into him with your stupidity?

Fuck off and die moron.

kahljorn · #11

You aren't granting my wishes, you shitty djinn. Go masturbate to a christina aguilara song!

OF course the seedling vagina was banished to your forehead, it had to be confined within the walls of some vapid dervish of antihistamines and stupidity. Your stupidity, and uglyness, help keep it at bay. YOU WERE CREATED EXPLICITLEY FOR THIS PERSON. You're the chosen one!

I'm just doing my civic duties and thanking you properly, you cuntawillow.

Imadjinn · #12

Man, you have some serious issues don't you? Maybe it's the stupid name....

Is there any particular reason that very few topics here stay on topic?

MetalMilitia · #13

They only change topics if the original post is boring and not worthy of further discussion.

Imadjinn · #14

So they just go around turning topics into their own grounds for dumbass discussions.

Well then scroo joo all!

FS · #15

No, it's because you had to make a note about people staying on topic and it was just too HILARIOUS to make a joke out of it and everybody went with it

I hate practically all of you.