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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 12:20 AM        Hey Guys.
Hey. I have a problem. I tried masturbating with a sock and it felt so damn good ya'll. Seriously.

This is a problem now because I do not desire the meaningless lumps of flesh known as ladies anymore because sock is also warm and tight and wetness just makes me take longer anyway.

I admit afterward I have to look down in shame at my defiled foot-wear rather than bask in the victorious glory of a love-slain lady-friend, but I can go straight to my computer afterward too. And my computer is always coming for me. Right now. Shes coming.

I dont wear socks because sandals are awesome, so wearing a dirty one isnt a problem and for some reason I have like 8 pairs, so I can go two weeks without washing any of them, and get sock play every day.

I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 05:34 AM       
Welcome to the secret society of the sockfuckers. Someone will come to you soon to arrange your sock drawer in order of fuckability.
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 10:31 AM       
Do you stick your weenie inside the sock or do you stick your hand inside the sock and pull on your weenie?
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 11:04 AM       
Do you get fluff on your herman or what?
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Fuck you, Argyle. Staring out of the sock drawer at me with those "cum hither" eyes.
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 04:40 PM        Re: Hey Guys.
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I fail to see why I should stay with my girlfriend honestly. Sometimes she farts.
Cmon.
I laughed here then stopped reading the thread.
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
I tried it once. Didn't enjoy the experience. I love lube too much.
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Old Oct 18th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
Fabric book covers are tighter.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
Be sure to turn the sock inside-out, lest you scathe your penis on the rougher inside.
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Old Oct 19th, 2004, 08:30 PM       


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Old Oct 20th, 2004, 04:19 PM       
Sock itch? :/
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 02:51 AM       
have you tried it in junction with "the stranger"?
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:35 PM       
I don't like handjobs unless I am administering them. I find that others simply dont have the skill and mental knowledge of my penis's needs like I do. The novelty of "The Stranger" technique wears off quikly when I discover the stranger knows exactly how to work me and must either be me or Jesus. And I am not gay because god hates that.
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