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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:53 PM        OH SHIT!
The latest news on Perndog's dark, twisted, and apparently shallow ( ) love life. Because this evening, I really don't have anything better to do than to tell cretins about these things.

A stunning young lady of 24 who transferred here after six years of switching majors at various colleges has been making eyes at me lately. We're (probably) getting together tomorrow for a little bit. Details later.

And yes, I feel special because she's older than me and that was the whole reason I posted this.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:57 PM       
US CHRISTIANS LIKE YOUNGER GIRLS
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Old Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:57 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 03:13 AM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 10:20 AM        .
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 02:06 PM       
OMG gross, i bet her vagina is all wrinkle and withered.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:39 PM       
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 05:58 PM       
ArrowX, as funny as that reply was in the other 12 threads you sent it to, I'm gonna have to tell you to cut it out now.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 07:58 PM       
I said that SHE was shallow, Perndog.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 10:04 PM       
I always felt ashamed to come on to an older girl, because they are always kind of easy, and the couple is kind of pathetic.
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Old Oct 23rd, 2004, 11:06 PM       
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I said that SHE was shallow, Perndog.
SHE was the extent of my love life for about four months.
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 10:38 AM       
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RAPE THE BITCH!
I think that joke chose the wrong holy grail, it got old really fast.

(im sorry, that was really quite awful )
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Old Oct 24th, 2004, 10:52 AM       
Yes. Lets replace it with "force the issue." It doesn't have the same healthy/wholesome/empowering ring as "rape the bitch" but it does have the benefit of being something DIFFERENT.

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
Plans fell through on Saturday. But she promised to come to my 21st birthday party next weekend.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 04:14 PM        .
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