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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:41 PM        Hi, i'm new! :D
[23:18] JayWolf1985: Hello Seven Force.
I'm a new member of I-Mockery forums and thought I should become acquainted with some of the other members. Hope you don't terribly mind.

[23:19] Brian: Nope, not at all.
[23:19] Brian: How are you?

[23:19] JayWolf1985: I am good.
I must say I liked your Secret Santa story
[23:19] JayWolf1985: And how are you?

[23:19] Brian: I'm pretty good.
[23:21] Brian: What's your account name?

[23:21] JayWolf1985: Lycurgus1985, I have yet to post. I was waiting for my membership to be authorized

[23:22] Brian: Ah.

[23:24] JayWolf1985: Anyway, I wanted to say that I actually kind of thought up a follow-up for your Secret Santa story. I'm debating whether or not to post it though. Wondering if I could share the idea with you and see what you thought. You know, get your opinion and/or approval.

[23:24] Brian: Ok.

[23:24] JayWolf1985: Ok, first things first, I must ask if you have ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp
[23:24] JayWolf1985: It kind of ties into that

[23:25] Brian: No, I haven't.
[23:26] Brian: But go on.

[23:26] JayWolf1985: Ok, it's a 1983 slasher/drama about a shy young girl named Angela whose father and brother were killed in a boating accident, putting her in the care of her crazy Aunt Martha. One summer, Angela goes to camp with her cousin Ricky and immediately becomes the camp outcast but sparking up a relationship with Ricky's friend, Paul.
[23:27] JayWolf1985: Anyway, all of Angela's tormentors end up getting killed off ( surprise, surprise!) in rather cruel ways
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Cook getting boiling hot water poured all over him, throwing a beehive into a stall while one of her tormentors is "occupado," curling tongs into lower nether regions, etc
[23:28] JayWolf1985: Anyway, it's obvious who the killer is

[23:28] Brian: Ricky?

[23:28] JayWolf1985: But the surprise is that Angela is really her brother Peter who has been brainwashed by her Aunt Martha to be his sister because she always wanted a little girl
[23:29] JayWolf1985: And the movie ends with a crazed Angela/Peter standing there with knife in hand and naked as a j-bird
[23:29] JayWolf1985: It's quite disturbing to say the least
[23:29] JayWolf1985: Anyway, after reading that ending, I'm sure you can guess where that might tie into the follow-up to your story I had in mind.
[23:29] JayWolf1985: But that's not the whole equation to it

[23:32] Brian: How does it tie in?

[23:34] JayWolf1985: But anyway, the idea of the story is I feel bad for you so I travel all the way to where you live and sneak into your house to get you away from that Romeo doll. Since you don't know me, you put up a bit of a struggle so I end up kidnapping you and taking you away to meet a lovely young woman. And it ends with the Romeo doll coming about just as soon as you're about to have some fun with the girl, thus resulting into the dreaded curse he made about if you went to bed with any women from now on. Basically it'd be in the vein of how RoG tells his stories, making things that are usually quite serious light-hearted like the kidnapping bit and all.

And now you're probably thinking whacko. Am I right? :-P

[23:34] Brian: brb

[23:36] JayWolf1985: Calling the cops, right? :-P
[23:46] JayWolf1985: Well, I have to reboot.
Sorry for wasting your time. I know I probably came off as a creep so sorry.
Later, that's if you aren't completely freaked out by me.
Bye.

[23:46] Brian: It's ok. Enjoyed your story.

---End Of Correspondence---
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:42 PM       
I'd also like to add I just got this out of the blue. I wanted to toy with him, but I think it'd be better if he got a warm introduction from all of you when he gets here.

Also: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo....er=jaywolf1985
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:42 PM       
SEVEN FORCE MADE A HI I'M NEW THREAD REGARDLESS OF THE CONTENT HE SHOULD BE BANNED
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
Seven Force I too have an idea for a followup to your story wherein I show up at your house and we fuck until your parents come home and let me tell you shit just goes bonkers at that point I'll save the best for the details in IM, but don't worry it won't be sexy or anything we'll be making horrible faces the whole time so let me know if you're game you know how to PM me I'll be waiting
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:44 PM       
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I'd also like to add I just got this out of the blue. I wanted to toy with him, but I think it'd be better if he got a warm introduction from all of you when he gets here.

Also: http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo....er=jaywolf1985
I vomited on my moniter after veiwing that, thanks alot.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:52 PM       
Misdemonar, this should wrap up your experience.
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Old Jan 15th, 2006, 11:53 PM       
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Misdemonar, this should wrap up your experience.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 01:20 AM       
(00:29:12) Jennifer Michelle: I-Mockery Represent!
(00:29:25) JayWolf1985 : And you would be? :-P

LOL!
(00:29:31) Jennifer Michelle: I'm sicktodeathmx
(00:29:58) JayWolf1985 : Well, even though I don't know you, nice to meet you.
(00:30:14) Jennifer Michelle: Word.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:29 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
How did my journal make you sick? Some of the people on my friend's list... Yes, they are very weird and I'm contemplating deleted them from my friend's list. However, as for my content, what's so disgusting? I'm as clean as they come.

However, I am aware some of you play dirty. This is something I'm not afraid to do just as long as I can have a nice shower afterwards.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 07:52 PM       
This guy's not so bad, really.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 07:53 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 07:58 PM       
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Yes, it sucks.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:01 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:06 PM       
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No, but I would like some orange chicken, chicken fried rice, chow mein, an egg roll, and some Cherry Coke to go on the side. Thanks for asking.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:09 PM       
you share too much about yourself did you know that

*goes and listens to the best show on wfmu while eating a hamburger, my favorite food*
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
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*goes and listens to the best show on wfmu while eating a hamburger, my favorite food*
Well, there's plenty of me to go around.
And not in that way you sick freak you.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
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How did my journal make you sick? Some of the people on my friend's list... Yes, they are very weird and I'm contemplating deleted them from my friend's list. However, as for my content, what's so disgusting? I'm as clean as they come.

However, I am aware some of you play dirty. This is something I'm not afraid to do just as long as I can have a nice shower afterwards.
you're "Tarot" card.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
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This isn't a Chinese restuarant you insensitive cunt!!!
Oh you're right.
I'm on the forums.
Goodness me, I need new glasses even though I have no eye problems. :P
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:21 PM       
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you're "Tarot" card.
If that makes you sick, stay away from all rated R movies, trust me!
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:23 PM       
that depends, do they contain disgusting photoshoped images?
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:25 PM       
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that depends, do they contain disgusting photoshoped images?
No they contain taboos such as unfunny stereotypes, naughty language, and bad effects that are suppose to be shocking.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:25 PM       
Lycurgus1985 reduce that signature and quit responding to every fucking post or you will be banned.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:29 PM       


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