What is it about the elderly

[sadie]

this is a thread for mradventure!

[MrAdventure]

OLD PEOPLE GIVE GIFTS DOS AND DO NOTS:

DOS

MAKE SURE IT WILL KEEP SOMEONE WARM

MAKE SURE IT WILL HELP STOP A COLD

MAKE SURE IT IS SOFT

MAKE SURE IT ISNT TOO EXPENSIVE UNLESS ITS AN ANNIVERSARY

IF ITS AN ANNIVERSARY GO ALL OUT

MAKE SURE ITS A CHECK OR A CARD

IF ITS NOT A CHECK OR A CARD DEMAND THAT ITS PUT IN THE BANK RIGHT AWAY

MAKE IT YOURSELF

MAKE IT YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL AND HOPE THEY LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL

RELIGION IS OKAY BECAUSE PEOPLE EXPECT IT FROM YOU

MAKE IT THOUGHTFUL PRACTICAL AND SHOW THAT YOU CARE AND LOVE THEM

HINT AT THE FACT THAT YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH GRANDKIDS AND

MAKE SURE THEY REALIZE THAT THE MESSAGE IS: IM OLD AND I DONT WANT *YOU* TO DIE BUT ME, WELL

MAKE IT A TOY IF ITS A GRANDKID TO MAKE ADULTS JEALOUS

DONTS

DONT LEAVE THE PRICE TAG ON UNLESS ARTHRITIS

DONT PURCHASE A FAD THE REAL GIFTS LAST FOR YEARS

DONT EXPECT A BIG SMILE ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOURE ALIVE TO SEE THEM ALL TOGETHER AGAIN

DONT TRY TO SURPRISE ANYONE EVER

DONT EXPECT TO LEAVE WITH MORE THAN HUGS AND MEMORIES

DONT TAKE FOR GRANTED HOW DUMB YOUNGS ARE THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT (TO STAY ALIVE ANOTHER YEAR)

DONT GET MAD IF YOU CANT USE A GIFT YOURSELF KIDS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE NEEDS OF THE OLDER AMERICAN AT TIMES

DONT ATTEMPT ASSEMBLY WHATEVER YOU DO DONT

i hope these have been a big help to you and yorus merry christmas

[Mr. Vagiclean]

oh man